Findings:
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- Who is the third who walks always beside you?
- Upon the death of Levon Helm and while considering his friends
- Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends
- Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- I have always hated begonias
- Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
- The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Send me your Vicodin!
- Even the tides have more friends than you
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- Always standing on the edge, you forced me in heart first
- Friends who fuck
- let me tell you about this friend of mine
- Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
- Lincoln advises a friend who is nervous about marriage, January 30, 1842
- I have a friend
- Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- Things Musicals Have Taught Me
- Trust me, I have a pineapple
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- Bold of you to assume I have friends
- American politicians who have studied abroad
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- Could you have danced with me?
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- I have always been burning
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
- All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
- The friend who knows a lot about computers
- When a boy comes over, always have something baking
- Must never have dated my friend Emily
- On a Leander Which Miss Reynolds, My Kind Friend, Gave Me
- always with me
- Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
- We Have Always Been The Party Of No
- if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- Know your pets
- My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
- Always have a backup
- Dogs that have owned me
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- The shirt that always gets me hit on
- Things Fairy Tales have taught me
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- Actors who have played Hitler
- Things video games have taught me
- Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
- You have no power over me
- This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
- Lefties who have no sense of humour
- I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
- Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
- In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
- We have always lived in the castle, Shirley
- What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
- To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- Have One On Me
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have!
- I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
- His actions have already scarred American history.
- I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
- His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- A book has always been my best friend
- I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- The transition out of misery begins with discipline. You have always known this. It's time you resigned yourself to it.
- i am always awake. what do you require of me?
- this is why you always leave me, this is why you'll never go
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- always remember this about the rules you have learned
- Platonic friends are always right
- We Have Always Lived in the Castle
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- I have lots of gay friends
- I didn't always have this cool job
- I convert my crushes into friends, and from there to the status of Muse
- Glad To Have A Friend Like You
- Trying to be friends
- Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
- How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
- You were always so good to me
- Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
- Trying to explain Everything to your non-Everythingite friends
- She's The Type of Girl Who Always Remembers
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- The way things have always been done
- the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
- In which Human Craig tries to debrief his alien friend
- It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer.
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 11: In Which We Have a Bit of Gardening Trouble
- As always, the rifles have the last word
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- We're trying to have a baby
- What kind of crummy friends did Proust have?
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- Professors who have contempt for their students
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- If I win the bet, you have to pay me
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Type A blood
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
- Using a command line
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- You have __ friends! (e2poll)
- We'll always have Paris
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- It could have been me
- I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
- What have you done for me lately?
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- The campaign to have Jedi registered as a religion through the national census
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
- Always Find Me in the Kitchen at Parties
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