Findings:

• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Open up my heart and I will show it
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
• we can give up, but the world never will
• Predestination doesn't imply the lack of free will
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• This time, I promise I won't tell you to shut up
• Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• I WILL kill you!
• I will not help you beat yourself up
• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Shut up
• If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
• Sit Down, Shut up & Hang On!
• Shut up and jump
• Shut up, Little Man!
• Wanting to shut up forever
• Shut up, Hercules. Let's see you move this thing.
• Aw, shut up!
• Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• Mr. Clean will clean up everything you hold dear, leaving you crying, sanitized and utterly alone
• Fire shut up in my bones
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
• Someday you will browse your Google to Google to pick up some more google
• The ceiling that you are staring at will fall without your eyes to hold it up.
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• Eventually you will need to open up the shades to let the light in
• Clowns will kill you and drink your blood
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
• Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• A line of reasoning in support of the use of force
• "Shut up," he explained
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• Shut up and cover the pie
• Wagging the dog, or: The mule that wouldn't shut up
• Shut up, you fucking baby!
• Put up or shut up
• Nagato in summer will kill you every time
• Shut up, you with your more intelligent arguments
• Barkley Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden
• Shut up and drive
• Wanting you to shut up forever
• Shut up, wesley!
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Someday you will drive your CowboyNeal to the CowboyNeal to pick up some more CowboyNeal
• Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
• This is the kind of English up with which I will not put
• Shut up. You want the same thing everyone wants. We thoroughly understand.
• Shut The Fuck Up
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• Boys That Will Never Grow Up
• Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?
• Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
• Will my children grow up without Popeye?
• My sand fleas will kill you
• I will kill you if I can
• doesn't
• Knowing doesn't mean so much
• Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• It doesn't get any better than this
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
• My aunt doesn't like them
• What "I love you" doesn't mean
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• why life doesn't suck: a pep talk
• Does toilet paper go bad?
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• Religion does not cure stupidity, nor does atheism cure it
• Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
• US Customs doesn't get the Internet
• Water goes down the drain the same way in Australia
• The whole world doesn't want to hear your music
• TANSTAAFL: Air Doesn't Grow On Trees
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• This doesn't change anything, right?
• Close doesn't mean minimize
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• why tickling yourself doesn't work
• My Swedish vibrator doesn't have Linux drivers!
• Tuning a bad piano doesn't make it a good piano
• The one at the top doesn't need to understand the mountain
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• Jane Gets Serious, Mark Doesn't
• Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Chaparral
• Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Lake Tahoe
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• Sex doesn't ruin friendships; people do.
• What to do when the world doesn't end
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• He doesn't know what he's missing
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• The turkey doesn't have a head!
• Why Nihilism doesn't work
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• What the IRS doesn't need to know
• Being stupid doesn't excuse a rape
• How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
• The place where the sun doesn't shine
• Technically it doesn't count
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• The trouble with love is, it doesn't care how fast you fall
• Willem Dafoe doesn't care about you
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore
• A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
• Scotty Doesn't Know
• It doesn't DO anything. That's the beauty of it!
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• sleep doesn't take me far enough.
• What if True Love doesn't wait?
• George Bush doesn't care about black people
• The endless blue sky is not big enough to hold her memories, so it doesn't
• "Inmate" Doesn't Count (e2poll)
• What doesn't take a million years takes a millionth of a second
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• size doesn't matter
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• International doesn't mean foreign
• dying doesn't make one a saint
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• the river doesn't need a name to drown you
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• Doesn't Remind Me
• Better Than Tofurkey: a vegan main dish that doesn't suck (wild rice and vegetables cooked in a pumpkin)
• change doesn't happen
• stop garage sales (or why Joe Lieberman doesn't like video games)
• Chronologically, forward doesn't always mean progress: a reminder of the obvious
• Infinity Doesn't Exist
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• Papa Doesn't Love His Children Anymore
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean arse
• turning off the alarm doesn't put out the fire
• Ignoring everything that doesn't fit your narrative
• old code doesn't rust. it also doesn't evolve.
• Why Daily Evil Doesn't Apply To Me
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• equality doesn't mean we're all the same
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• It doesn't matter how smart you are if you let your emotions get the better of you
• Having good intentions doesn't unhurt anyone
• he doesn't talk
• if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?

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