Findings:
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- God exists and I have him trapped in a box in my basement
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- A whimper would be fine
- Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
- I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
- The Gods Must Be Crazy
- If there is a God, I want him on Speed Dial.
- If God doesn’t exist, is everything permitted?
- They knew what our pain would be.
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- Peace be upon him
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- eternity would be boring
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
- I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
- You mean the me that you would be
- Therefore, God exists
- I never thought it would be like this
- Mind without body
- Where would America be without Canada?
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
- gods we may be
- Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
- Beyond Belief: Why God Cannot Exist
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
- Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
- I killed him today, he who does not exist
- Thank god it's winter, or it would stink, too.
- If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
- If the Bible wasn't full of things you disagree with, would you start believing in God?
- Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
- if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
- That would be me
- It must be hard for God to get a date
- That I Would Be Good
- Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
- Be My God
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- Just to see what it would be like
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Life without music would be a mistake
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- If God had a cunt you'd be God
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- If you would be seated
- Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
- Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- We Thought You Would Be Prettier
- the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
- Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- I did not say it would make sense
- Did God have choice in creating the universe?
- Did you think I would give up that easily?
- How can God allow evil to exist?
- God probably doesn't exist
- The Ten Commandments revised
- As a matter of fact I did invent the Internet
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- If you existed I would never get out of bed
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
- The best kind of bartender
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- If You See God First Tell Him Shit Got Worse
- What Would God Do?
- I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
- Half-sour pickle
- We Invent Gods That Will Fit in Our Pocket
- Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
- Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
- But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
- The Man Who Would Be King
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- Pray ferverently to what gods there be
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
- Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- Mother, did it need to be so high?
- Everything that can be invented has been invented
- If God was willing to let it be
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- When did you choose to be left-handed?
- To God Be the Glory
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- God must be deaf
- You Shall Be as Gods
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
- Never be without remembrance of Him
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- it would be hilarious if only
- Your god might be evil....
- God must be living in the sea.
- a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- what would it take to be serene again?
- Mandy would be happy if i died
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
- If you would be so kind
- That Would Be Enough
- Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- The procedures that you invent as a contrivance of authority will be ignored
- The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
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