Findings:
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
- "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
- for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
- If you loved her, you'd be home by now
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- The Ten Commandments revised
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- The best kind of bartender
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Could man be drunk for ever
- Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
- And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
- She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
- What I want to be when I grow up
- When did you choose to be left-handed?
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- When shall I be free?
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
- Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- eternity would be boring
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- Aspects of American society that may be very familiar to you.
- I never thought it would be like this
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
- Surgeons must be very careful
- Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- Don't be an IM phantom
- Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
- Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- You could be the Willow, I could be the Wind.
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- The Man Who Would Be King
- Mind without body
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- I want to be a pirate when I grow up
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- That I Would Be Good
- When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- There could still be a reunion of The Band
- If you lived here, you'd be home now
- The mountain could be home
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- Don't be seduced by the taco bar
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- The kinds of friends that books could never be
- You could be so delicious
- Father, can I be the dawn now?
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- Our Band Could Be Your Life
- Remember what it's like to be learning a musical instrument
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
- We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
- OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
- If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
- The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- When you know things are just not meant to be
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- I'm going to be a programmer!
- I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
- Nothing could be close to quite like this
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
- If I could be someone
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- Just to see what it would be like
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
- Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
- Be Here Now
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- I'm going to be a Dad
- A whimper would be fine
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- I am blind when I want to be
- I cannot be touched by any of this madness
- It Could Always Be Worse
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- There are times when they seem to be right
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
- Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
- When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- What it's like to be raided by the FBI
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
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