Findings:
- In our youths our hearts were touched with fire
- Would that I were a Poet
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- If I were Twenty-One I would adjust myself
- We're on a Roll (document)
- Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- I was shot through the heart, and you were to blame.
- Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- if Gerry Stern were dead, he'd roll over in his grave
- If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
- If I were Twenty-One I would take care of my body
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- If I were Twenty-One I would make some permanent, amicable arrangement with my conscience
- If I were Twenty-One I would "do the next thing"
- would you place bets on my heart
- I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- Would you know if you were insane?
- If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
- Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
- Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
- What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
- Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- If I were Twenty-One I would get married
- If I were Twenty-One I would train my mind
- If I were Twenty-One I would study the art of pleasing
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- If I were Twenty-One I would save money
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- Heart of Gold, Balls of Steel
- Hide the ball and roll it later
- nerf ball
- Happy Fun Ball
- The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota
- Red Rubber Ball
- cue ball
- Balls
- Hugo Ball
- Magic 8 Ball
- Edward Ball
- Lucille Ball
- Our Balls Are Bigger
- Rum balls
- The old hidden ball trick
- ben-wa balls
- golf ball
- Matzoh ball soup
- ball and chain
- Mouse ball
- Minie ball
- Whitworth ball
- Blue balls
- Dragon Ball GT
- Range balls
- ball python
- Break one's balls
- Crystal ball
- Balls are a poor design
- Give Me the Damn Ball
- Super Dodge Ball
- Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey
- dragon ball
- Play ball
- extra ball
- Hold your balls
- Filling an infinite urn with balls
- Bouncy Ball
- Whiffle ball
- Ball lightning
- The Crowd at the Ball Game
- air ball
- Mirror ball
- Pei Pah Auh Fu: Tofu Balls
- Suppli: Deep fried rice and cheese balls
- Cobra Ball
- Steamed Shrimp Balls
- Downy Fabric Softener Ball
- Crispy shrimp balls
- Embroidered fish balls
- Ball in the House
- Meme Spread Vector: Beach Ball
- If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
- I had my balls shaved
- Power Ball
- Gutter ball
- Onigiri
- Nine ball
- wiffle ball
- Hairy ball theorem
- tennis ball cannon
- Tennis ball
- Revolutionary Girl Utena : Episode 3 : On the Night of the Ball
- Sticks and balls
- On the ball
- held ball
- rubber band ball
- ball joint
- Wall Ball
- Yummy Cheese Ball
- Cheese balls
- Witch ball
- ball chain
- war ball
- worry balls
- Juggling Balls
- You mean the me that you would be
- old chestnut: infinity balls in a bin
- Answer: infinity balls in a bin
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- potato balls
- John Ball
- bao ding balls
- Drag Ball
- The biggest ball of twine in the world
- base on balls
- The Buck and Ball
- The Ball of Kerriemuir (Ballynore)
- Cleaning golf balls
- musket ball
- Claw and ball foot
- The ball is in your court
- Rubber balls and liquor
- Work the ball
- Medicine ball
- Why your balls seem to cringe sometimes
- passed ball
- Odd Ball (user)
- ballpoint pen
- Space Balls
- Bra Ball
- foul ball
- swiss ball
- Monkey Balls
- Ping pong balls are flammable
- Open ball
- Monkey Ball
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- bean ball
- Ball of Fire
- ball valve
- By my balls, I do swear.
- Clifford Ball
- Forcemeat Balls of Fowl
- The Twelve Balls Puzzle
- The Ball and the Sword
- high ball problems
- nebula ball
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