Findings:
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- The Man Who Would Be King
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- The Ten Commandments revised
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- The best kind of bartender
- And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
- Who Could That Be At This Hour?
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
- Could man be drunk for ever
- The second chance you give could be your last
- what would it take to be serene again?
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- eternity would be boring
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
- I never thought it would be like this
- Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
- That would be me
- If I could be someone
- The mountain could be home
- Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- We could all be blind
- Authors who refuse to be photographed
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- Human Consciousness could be Immortal
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- Where would America be without Canada?
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- There could still be a reunion of The Band
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- It Makes a Fellow Proud to Be a Soldier
- A whimper would be fine
- That I Would Be Good
- Nothing could be further from the truth
- I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
- WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- Those Who Must Be Kept
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- She could be a businesswoman
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
- let the memories be good for those who stay
- Germany could not be appeased
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
- They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
- History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
- play dumb
- Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
- What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
- Music need not be popular to be good
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- Nothing could be close to quite like this
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- Who wants to be a high school graduate?
- Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
- Who Will Be There
- That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- You could be so delicious
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
- Just to see what it would be like
- Mind without body
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- The kinds of friends that books could never be
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- Our Band Could Be Your Life
- It Could Always Be Worse
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- You could be the Willow, I could be the Wind.
- If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
- The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
- We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
- it would be hilarious if only
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Soldiers who wish to be a hero
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- Life without music would be a mistake
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
- a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- The man who refused to be King
- Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
- an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
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