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• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• How to know if you will ever experience time travel
• calm down. and don't miss.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• I am a teacher, and I don't know what your pancreas does
• You never know which experiences will last longest in memory
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
• My cup of coffee is cooling down while my soul is warming up
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Does cruise control work in reverse?
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• dont know (user)
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• King's Quest 5 design flaw
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• If we don't make words, words will make us
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Yossarian is also God, if you must know
• I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
• Not only does smoking kill you, it also prevents Alzheimer's disease
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Don't you ever go to work?
• fog machine
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• After searching for my mother's name for twenty years, I realized I also did not know my father's
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• i don't know what it is on the wind,but
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• Be careful and don't fall down
• Humans are designed to eat animals
• Wisest is he who knows he does not know
• Sandra will do as Sandra always does, that is, whatever she wants
• Why Viral Marketing does not work
• Dead Men Don't Need Coffee Breaks
• They don't understand my tea
• you don't want to know
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Don't slow down
• Don't let the bastards grind you down
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Ginny and Lola don't work on Thursdays. Sorry, Sugar.
• I Don't Know You Anymore
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• I Don't Know (user)
• I love you and it's okay you don't know I exist
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• Admitting diagnosis: Old guy, don't know
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• If you don't softlink it, I will
• I dont know (user)
• How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• why natural selection does not work in this day and age
• Many have died; you also will die.
• Design Human Engineering
• Does recycling work? (e2poll)
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• she does not know how much I need this
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• Does my goldfish know who I am?
• she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
• One who knows does not speak
• Evidence for lack of intelligent design in humans
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Node what you don't know
• I don't know what else to do
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• You don't know my GOD
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Sorry, I don't work here
• Don't know your arse from your elbow
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
• Please calm down, this is all standard procedure
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• We don't pay you to think. We pay you to know.
• What I don't know I can't reveal under torture
• We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Calm Me Down
• Look around for the people doing the good work, follow their lead, stay calm.
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• I don't know what she's thinking. She's very mysterious.
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• I don't want to go to work. I want to stay home and play with Stormtroopers.
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• I don't know how to smile
• They don't know what I've done
• I don't know why I read the newspaper
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• He don't know
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• we don't precisely know
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• design flaw
• Common video game design flaws
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Why does Karl Marx drink only herbal tea?
• Does free will exist?
• A design flaw in goldfish
• Why does Pierre-Joseph Proudhon drink only herbal tea?
• Art has an actual purpose
• The absence of something does not assume the presence of its opposite
• Nature does some kick-ass 3D modeling
• computer case
• How do I know if I really like coffee?
• Does Doug Know?
• Why e-commerce does not work
• Why toast lands butter side down
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• does she need to touch her own face to know?
• A simple way to go faster than light that does not work
• Why does taking a programming class in a language you already know suck so much?
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
• In Which Minerva McGonagall Does Not Know What to Do
• What is this strange attractant you use; how does it work?
• Roman Catholic theology of a cloned human's soul
• I don't know
• People who don't smoke will never die
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• You Don't Know Jack
• They don't know what they're missing
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• I don't know what to do with you
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• Don't Know Much
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• Listening to a movie in a language you don't know
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• You Don't Know Jack 5th Dementia
• chocolate-covered coffee beans
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• Does chocolate milk come from brown cows?
• I still don't even know you
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• Don't work at a golf course
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• Work like you don't need the money
• You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows
• You don't know fear
• I don't know what Christmas means anymore
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit

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