Findings:
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- I'll be you and you'll be me
- Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
- makes me want to be a better hacker
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- If your wish be to close me
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
- Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- be silent my bird, you tear me apart
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
- If you see a white horse cross your fingers and make a wish
- simple answers make me insane
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- It Ain't Gonna Be Me
- Free to Be, You and Me
- Be gentle with me
- but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
- i'll still be here tomorrow
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- Does this dress make me look fat?
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- Don't make me get my shoe!
- Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- you make me think of death
- Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
- I'll never be the other woman
- Look siad me Be like me
- May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- I'll be your fantasy
- I'll be your mirror
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
- What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- Marry me and I'll buy you a new computer
- Eating in the morning makes me sick
- Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
- My SUV makes me feel important!
- This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
- What makes me beautiful
- My parents conspire to make me a porn star
- Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
- Getting my blood drawn makes me cry
- It makes lots of sense to me. Unfortunately, that's what hurts the most.
- I'll show you yours if you show me mine
- That would be me
- I'll be a monkey's uncle
- I'll Be Your Johnny on the Spot
- OBAFGKM
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- It Makes a Fellow Proud to Be a Soldier
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Let me be your fantasy
- Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- I'll be in my bunk.
- Home I'll never be
- Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- it's good for me to go and not have there be words
- You've got to be kidding me
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
- It costs me nothing to be considerate
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
- Give me a minute, I'll change your mind.
- Still I'll make this water home
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
- Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
- That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- Make me one with everything
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack
- I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
- Death makes me tired
- Cheap brandy makes me love you and vomit
- Does this singularity make me look fat?
- Growing older makes me depressed
- That one makes me scream, she said
- She told me I'd make a good Satan
- Bush and Gore Make Me Wanna Ralph
- well, I'll be jiggered
- I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- I'll Be a Sunbeam
- I'll be back
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Heterosexist norms make it tough for gays to be themselves
- Secret wish: To be identical to the ocean
- Let me be a martyr, dammit!
- Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
- Be careful what you wish for
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- Art is whatever makes you proud to be human.
- Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
- I'll be
- There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
- I'll be waiting for you in heaven... with a gun
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- I'll be your Huckleberry!
- The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
- I'll be back at it, dirty and reckless
- There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
- marry me and you'll be safe
- These trains will be the death of me yet
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
- One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- Let Me Be Your Shelter
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- you make my life a little harder than it has to be
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- I'll be buried with my tankard
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
- It's fun to be popular. Everyone gives me drugs.
- let me be your first upvote
- I should be allowed to make myself miserable
- and i'll be bigger
- i thank you for the love and in a moment i'll be gone
- Soldiers who wish to be a hero
- Glen Campbell...I'll Be Me
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
- i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- It's better to be alone than to wish you were
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
- Make the computer work? I'll need two black candles and a chicken.
- I'll become what you became to me
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- You mean the me that you would be
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- I've Gotta Be Me
- far be it from me
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