Findings:
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- Mandy would be happy if i died
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
- Nothing is too wonderful to be true
- That I Would Be Good
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- That Would Be Enough
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- Here Be Dragons
- Here Be the Giants Chapter 3
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- They knew what our pain would be.
- Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
- Surgeons must be very careful
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- You are nice... be careful with that
- It's nice to be heard, dear
- eternity would be boring
- Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
- I never thought it would be like this
- eventually today will be bittersweet too
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- That would be me
- Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- That's what I want to be too, frankly
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- Life without music would be a mistake
- Aspects of American society that may be very familiar to you.
- The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- Wouldn't It Be Nice
- If you would be seated
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- Too good to be true
- But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
- The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
- Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- Who died here?
- too much anthropomorphizing can be dangerous
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
- can i be buried here among the dead?
- I want to be sexy too!
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- I wouldn't be here if my judgement wasn't clouded
- Where would America be without Canada?
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- If you lived here, you'd be home now
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- Here Be Monsters
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- Just to see what it would be like
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- it would be hilarious if only
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- She was too beautiful to be human
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- i try to end with a question. i try not to be too serious.
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- Here be Cows
- i'll still be here tomorrow
- Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
- Here Be The Giants Chapter 2
- If you would be so kind
- Teach Peace! Be Nice to Mice! Give a Trap to a Friend!
- Will You Be Here Tomorrow?
- "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
- The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
- The Ten Commandments revised
- What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
- Things that seem too good to be true rule
- You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- The best kind of bartender
- You're too young to be so old
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- We Thought You Would Be Prettier
- You mean the me that you would be
- It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
- what would it take to be serene again?
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- Too Shy to be Pretty
- What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
- Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- You're too good to be human
- Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Mind without body
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- The node that tried too hard to be loved
- The Man Who Would Be King
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- Some moments seem too perfect to be real
- A whimper would be fine
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- Work hard and be nice
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- It'd be nice to be a sex symbol
- Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- Paid to be nice
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- It Will Always Be Here For You
- If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- Be Careful What You Study Too Closely
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
- Be Here Now
- Too young to be nostalgic, too old to be naive
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
- I don't always want you to be nice
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
- Birds are not to be allowed to die here
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- Be Nice
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- We couldn't be anywhere else but here
- Note to self: be nice
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- Here Be the Giants Chapter 1
- If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
If you Log in you could create a "It would be very nice if you died here, too" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.