Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Klaus was a great experimenter in the early years, and he didn't always look before he leaped."

• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• That's Just How He Was
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• He Really Wasn't That Great
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• as if he didn't exist
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• I didn't say he ate your dog
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• He always dreamed about subjects such as the very nature of the soul
• some say he was never here at all
• He Was Only Joking
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• More than he was willing to give
• he looks hurt from behind that eye patch, the choker, the bare chest
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• He Looked Like the Summer
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• He was found
• Willy Loman was wrong in life but he was right on the inside
• he didn't pass the test
• he fell into shadow, fighting a great evil
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• Last year was always better
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• He Was a Crook
• At least he was gentle
• I married him because he was not mean
• He never looked back
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• The cute kitten represents violence and carnage and, if he is lucky, the children look.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• Look before you leap
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• All he left her was alone
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• He is always ready..
• of what Anatoly Dyatlov knew, and what he didn't know
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• pretends to sleep as he looks her over
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• He just looks
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• making certain he was touching her
• he was a punk poet himself
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• great things he has taught us
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• He Is Born
• The Man He Killed
• I Am He that Aches with Love
• GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
• A Quick One (While He's Away)
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Don't Go Out the Door
• He is radical and funky fresh!
• Your husband was a great man
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
• I like the way he reads poetry
• He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
• he just died
• he says
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• Great 1998 New Year's Fire
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• Ancient Arrowhead
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
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• Surah 80 He Frowned!
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• He fled
• He flew an A-10 Thunderbolt
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• He's a good guy friend
• Early Americans Disliked Great Britain Exceedingly
• The Red Clover's Coming Early This Year
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• He said, expecting the answer no
• Creative Nomad Jukebox Zen
• He never returned
• letter-writing is always before an absent addressee
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
• Even my faults he adores
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• BQN: He said. - Epilogue
• Why won't he call?
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• A man feared that he might find an assassin
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• Yi he quan
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• He Knows Not Their Names
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• He giggles, as he wiggles
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• he o hitte shiri tsubome
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• He loves me, he loves me not
• being a kid was great
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
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• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• The Great Needle in the Sky is always skipping at the corner of 6th and Delores
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• With him it was always like
• Great Leap Forward
• Li He
• He's Jack
• Song of the Sorceress
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• He's Gone

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