Findings:
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- All he left her was alone
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- He was found
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
- he was a punk poet himself
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- he had a dream
- She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- King George he had a Date
- Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
- He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
- He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
- He had a life before he met you, you know
- He had something to say. He said it.
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- He Was Only Joking
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- That's Just How He Was
- At least he was gentle
- I hope that for a few moments he felt a little less alone
- The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
- More than he was willing to give
- He Was a Crook
- I married him because he was not mean
- The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
- Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- He's alone. She's alone.
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
- I didn't say he ate your dog
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
- When I was young Time had no wings
- He Ate and Drank the Precious Words
- some say he was never here at all
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- and now forever frozen in time he
- making certain he was touching her
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- the last time I clobbered a human soul it was over a red-nosed girl and a schoolbook in County Derry
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- The Man He Killed
- When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
- He giggles, as he wiggles
- he just died
- He flops over and bonks his head
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- I Am He that Aches with Love
- In Your Heart You Know He's Right
- The one he murdered once still loves him
- I like the way he reads poetry
- He and She
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- He's Gone
- Song of the Sorceress
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- great things he has taught us
- Don't Go Out the Door
- he says
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
- In your guts you know he's nuts
- Yi he quan
- He says she says
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
- He and she are one
- He (user)
- Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
- He who smelt it, dealt it
- He who wants to fight will find a club
- s/he
- hes (user)
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- Ancient Arrowhead
- Why won't he call?
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- He fled
- he o hitte shiri tsubome
- He flew an A-10 Thunderbolt
- He's a good guy friend
- "Fill it in", he said.
- He Really Wasn't That Great
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- He Hudas not pay
- He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
- He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
- When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
- So, he's leaving
- Surely he would remember this
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- What He Suffered
- mad he (user)
- Upon listening to Miles Davis for the first time
- He ain't heavy, he's my brother
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- Xiao Sha Lao He!
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- He's not heavy, he's just lame
- And we killed him and he's dead.
- A man feared that he might find an assassin
- He Is Born
- GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
- He never returned
- Li He
- He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
- He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
- Even my faults he adores
- "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- He Knows Not Their Names
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- A Quick One (While He's Away)
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- He loves me, he loves me not
- BQN: He said. - Epilogue
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