Findings:
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- She Looked Slutty. I Don't Mean That in a Bad Way.
- Be a model or just look like one
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
- It don't mean anything moves
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
- We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- What does it mean to be free?
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- Don't do anything I wouldn't do
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
- I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
- Capitalize, please
- Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
- I don't always want you to be nice
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- It's not supposed to be anything
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
- Don't want to be lonely no more
- If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
- I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
- I don't want to be alone
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- don't be absurd (user)
- Information doesn't want to be anything
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- Look siad me Be like me
- What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
- Laughing at what we call cloudbursts and showers and drizzles; knowing these are not subtle enough to mean anything about what comes from the heavens
- You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
- Be something... be anything other than this
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- an excess of anything can be a poison
- I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
- America's social security is anything but secure
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- Why you don't deserve to be a professor
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
- Anything looks peaceful from 1,363 feet
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
- If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- Billy, Don't Be a Hero
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
- If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
- panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- Or at least it used to be
- Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
- Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
- Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- I don't want to be successful
- Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
- Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
- Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
- I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- insufficient hatred, lust or love for anything
- The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
- The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
- or i may simply be a single drop of rain
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
- Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
- I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
- happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- keep looking until you don't see anything at all
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- What does it mean to be religious?
- What it means to be a human and what are we worth?
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- Don't want sex, be sexual
- There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
- Don't Be An Ass (user)
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- but with words we can create anything
- Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
- Don't be seduced by the taco bar
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- lost, or trying to be
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- doesn't look like anything to me
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- I must die or be better
- Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
- Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- Be there or be square
- Don't be an IM phantom
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- Don't be sad
- We couldn't be anywhere else but here
- Hot pursuit
- How to be an asshole
- Don't worry, Be Happy!
- Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
- Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
- Be careful and don't fall down
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- Starving in the greenhouse
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
- Rick Deckard, Blade Runner or unscrupulous bastard? You be the judge.
- Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
- Not to die but to be reborn...
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