Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "My CD skipped around like an elementary school girl pumped full of amphetamines and LSD and I lowered my head with the painful realization that, yes, my hardware was fucked"

• Between lap dances and laptops, you seek girls who fuck like they're boneless.
• Run around like chickens with their head cut off
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• I was one of those girls
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• The Girl Was a Guy
• Ikeda Elementary School
• Shimmer over bridges like the river was a dream
• That was what her hunger was like: mesmerizing, directed, floating like a public secret just under the cloud cover.
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Alone amongst a head full of voices
• elementary school
• and there was this girl
• the last time I clobbered a human soul it was over a red-nosed girl and a schoolbook in County Derry
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• School Girl Crush
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Churchbells are ringing like the panic in my head
• I was never any good at maths at school
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
• Songs to get stuck in your head: a mix cd
• Head so full my mouth won't shut
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• Kendall Demonstration Elementary School
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• Seattle Girls' School
• What It Feels Like for a Girl
• The Girl Who Talked Like Edward G. Robinson-A Christmas Tale
• Who Was the Wine Girl?
• Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
• the truth is all around us, all the time, singing at full volume
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Wrap tin foil around your head
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• The realization that you are hopelessly alone is like searching for the glasses perched on your nose
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• That week with her was like drinking bubbles
• like nothing ever was
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• Fuck like bunnies
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• Wilson Elementary School District No. 7 of Maricopa County v. Superior Court In and For County of Maricopa
• She ties regrets around her fingers like forget-me-knots
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• Passing the baby around like a peace pipe
• small like a pretty round stone. that makes you think, "fuck yeah. what a nice stone."
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• Satan's School for Girls
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• I dropped out of school to do ecstasy full time
• this girl I was in love with
• Deals well with ambiguity: a savagely long writeup about why boys are not like girls and other things
• Bromley High School for Girls
• They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
• Woodward School for Girls
• Damn, girl, you smell like hibiscus
• Stella K. Abraham High School for Girls
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
• I like women with shaved heads
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• There was a little girl
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• words about the wordless, like planets around the sun
• like you put stars in the hole in my head
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• If I was beautiful like you
• There Was a Desert in My Head
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• What if architecture was like web design?
• Overanalyzing promotional posters around school
• Chill like an penguin and drink like a lush: A back to school nodermeet and toga party!
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• Getting nervous around girls
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• I like your head. A lot of different stuff comes out of it.
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• My skin felt like I was falling
• Morning was like an ex-wife's bruises
• She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
• If you fuck around with nature, nature will fuck around with you!
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• seizing on a Nugget of Truth and wielding it like it was a club
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• If You Liked School You'll Love Work
• With him it was always like
• Like a Hole in the Head
• PS 195 Elementary School
• Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting
• Japanese elementary school children
• fuck around and find out
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• That creepy fuck who smells like stale cigarettes is outside my window again
• I used to fuck people like you in prison
• Fuck like crazed weasels
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• Full screen anti-aliasing
• Fuck kings, let's live like assholes!
• floats, skips, and loops, and unbelievable long shots full of disappointment
• the sky above me like a full recovery
• I dropped out of school to smoke pot full time
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• My Girlfriend's Head Is Full of Air
• Art School Girls of Doom
• Throws like a girl
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Sheila dashes madly into traffic as Euros flutter down around us like injured butterflies
• Art School Girl
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Like fuck, said the duck
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• Boy, You Fight Like A Girl
• There are a million girls like me out there
• In the old days girls like this sat on rocks in the ocean
• There once was a girl named Irene
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Where do these girls come from these days? Some finishing school in the desert?
• Giving a mix tape to a girl you like
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• The Girl with the Sun in her Head
• I got a girl in the war, Paul, her eyes are like champagne
• not like the other girls
• Nice Girls Who Like Weezer
• The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
• war is like a girl
• Galatea was a bookish girl
• let us not lift our voices and speak like we are little girls
• leaves spiralled around us like a benediction
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• why girls like assholes
• Giving a mixtape to a girl like you
• Private School Girl (user)
• I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• Head Like a Hole
• The Naughtiest Girl in the School
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• St Paul's Girls' School
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• The whole world smells like a laundromat and bud. Good bud, bud that makes you feel like the early days. Take your bong to the laundromat. Pass it around.
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• You need trepanation like you need another hole in your head
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Napster was like the lamp with the wrong pricetag
• You hit the nail on the head and the nail was directly above my heart
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• waiting for his arms to fold like wings around her

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