Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Next time, why don't you just skip dinner and go straight to passing out on the table?"

• Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• just like the seed, i don't know where to go
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• What's the use in straightening out just to go down a path that's crooked?
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Don't Just Assume That Someone Is Straight.
• Don't Go Out the Door
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• Don't go out without a coat
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• Don't blame Eve, she's just a rib
• I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
• Streetlights go out
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Don't go there! (category)
• I don't want to go home
• No, and I've always wanted to go. I memorized the inscription one time in school.
• Knights of the Dinner Table
• Shoo Cat, Go down from the Table!
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• Go out and get some fresh air
• I think I'll just go to sleep in this snow bank.
• To go out on the pull
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Don't buy the champagne just yet
• Reading at the Dinner Table
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Don't go to North O
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• An' the gobble-uns 'll git you ef’n you don’t Watch Out!
• Don't you ever go to work?
• D.R. & Quinch go Straight
• go out on a limb
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• Hop Skip And Go Naked
• Mother May I Go out to Swim
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• Where did you go? Out. What did you do? Nothing.
• You go wait out in the truck
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• keep feeding the fire and it will never go out
• Canada is burning. Nevertheless, the nomads are not mad, they just go somewhere else.
• Just Go with It
• It is important go out for a late walk in the new snow
• I know who goes to that group, and that's why I don't go
• I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• Don't You Go to Far Zamboanga
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't go off at half-cock
• How the Sun, the Moon, and the Wind Went Out to Dinner
• Don't go into the basement
• You don't hear the bang, you just see the flash
• I don't get many things right the first time
• Don't go overboard
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
• I don't have the time
• why don't you just?
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• Words may sound funny if you repeat them aloud too many times
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• Go out to the country
• Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
• When all the stars go out at night
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• Straight girls who go to strip clubs
• They are telling me it is time to go
• It hurts just to watch it go by
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Just a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down
• Just go ahead
• Watching the stars go out
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• It's dark and time to go to bed
• Time to Go Home
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• (Don't Go Back to) Rockville
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• Rape committed by women
• The only mercy in this night is that it don't blow out your match
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• Don't Go Away
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Why I don't go to the South
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
• tuesdays don't go anywhere (document)
• don't go to the hospital for hospitality
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
• Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas
• don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I don't want to go to work. I want to stay home and play with Stormtroopers.
• Don't go, don't change, stop always being the same.
• You just don't get it
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Don't go away mad
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• Don't worry, I know how to let go.
• Don't Let's Go to the Dogs Tonight
• I don't want to go back to work
• our machines don't go that way
• Don't look out the window in the morning
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• please don't go
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• go out
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"

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