Findings:

• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
• Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
• So sweet. So delicious. So cold.
• And so, we made sweet love with the weather
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• Eye contact at a distance
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• The world stops making sense when everyone goes to sleep
• When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
• A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
• When she sleeps, is she not moving her legs aside for an unknown garrison?
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• So bashful when I spied her
• When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• It's so easy to say you cried yourself to sleep. It's so hard to do.
• They came together so as to form one whole
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• So they caught George W. Bush
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Sleep is too valuable a thing to let go of so easily
• when you are young they assume you know nothing
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• Waiting for the tear gas in my room to fade away so i can sleep
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• Why are estate agents so superior, after all they ARE estate agents?
• When the screaming is done you need a place to sleep
• They Were Wrong, So We Drowned
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• So they caught Saddam Hussein
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• People don't flail when they die
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• Sometimes birds are lions and prides of pigeons shake the ground when they roar.
• They call it Noder Love (e2poll)
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• So that's what they call it nowadays?
• When you go, I sleep again
• When I sleep, it's not quiet
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• Think not of it, sweet one, so
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Her hair, tangled
• My body is a toaster when it comes to sleep
• So they caught Santa Claus
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• and I feel so proud when the Reckoning arrives
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• Revenge Is Sweet, and So Are You
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Enya Sucks So Much More When It's 4:00am at Wal-Mart
• When did the World get so old?
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
• So when you log in to E2… (e2poll)
• They did so because they believed they could.
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• So sweet with a mean streak
• When you kill people they die
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• Running as fast as they can, IRON NODER lives again! (document)
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• THE IRON NODER CHALLENGE 6: RUST NEVER SLEEPS
• Not wanting to sleep so the next day won't start
• the moment when they take possession of you
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• when they take my blood
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• THE IRON NODER CHALLENGE XII: WE'LL RUST WHEN WE'RE DEAD
• noder
• Noders' poetry
• Noders Nursery (room)
• New Everything feature: Detonate noder
• But who nodes the noders?
• Pizza, beer, and Smoking Noders paint the town red
• Small helpful scripts for noders
• A level three noder's lament
• Shiny Happy Noders
• Noder eligibility questionnaire
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• The New York City Noder Compound (document)
• Kentucky Fried Noder (user)
• Raising a Glass to the Fallen: An Impromptu Bay Area Noder Gathering
• An Informal Noder Gathering in Ann Arbor from the Voiceless Perspective
• I love the smell of Yum Cha in the morning (Spring 01 Sydney noder meet) Malarkey? or Effective Way?
• Thanks Playboy! : A meeting of two noders
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• No Noders in Bhutan? Import some! An E2 Gathering and frequent flier mile grab
• Noder's Block
• Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
• Tiptoe Through the Noders: An E2 Meet in Iowa City, IA
• Meet Me Tonight In Atlantic City: A Jersey Shore Noder Gathering
• Noders are Nice: A Noder Gathering to Walk for Autism
• Old Grundy's Book of Practical Names
• Noder Beat
• Noders Reclaim the Streets: An E2 meet in New York City
• Yes, you can buy Noder Love! (document)
• Noders, this is unacceptable! (e2poll)
• Splashy Fen 2005 - Music, Madness and Noders in the Mountains - A Nodermeet that'll rock your socks off
• We miss our friends: A dysfunctional noder family reunion
• The MI Memorial Day mini-meetup
• Anonymous noder (user)
• Happy E2 Birthday, bay-bee: a Northern California noder gathering
• Noder Love Raffle 2006 (document)
• No noder left behind
• Noder Love Raffle 2006, part deux (document)
• Noder Trippin' (e2poll)
• Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves

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