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• Look now. We won't be able to see this again.
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Just to see what it would be like
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• It can be days before the vision passes and I see the world plainly again.
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• Having sex in the shower ought to be outlawed
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• As of now you are no longer able to openly disagree with me
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• I should be able to remember your face
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• Can't we all just be friends?
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• Where would America be without Canada?
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• I have never felt so lucky to be able to enjoy a musician in all my life
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• it would be hilarious if only
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• That would be me
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• I want the real you - not this superficial being you pretend to be
• That Would Be Enough
• Teach Peace! Be Nice to Mice! Give a Trap to a Friend!
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• eternity would be boring
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• how to be a friend
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I wanna be a hero
• I never thought it would be like this
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• Mind without body
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• I just want to be friends
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• Having the courage to be an absolute nobody
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• This world might be saved, if only for the children
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Can the Cross be Saved?
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• for now this is the best that can be done
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• what would it take to be serene again?
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• Be the monstrous wave of despair and destruction you want to see in the world
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Let's just be friends
• Can we still be friends?
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Trying to be friends
• Some moments seem too perfect to be real
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last
• A whimper would be fine
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• That I Would Be Good
• The best kind of bartender
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• Darkness Be My Friend
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Be the change you want to see in the world
• Life without music would be a mistake
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Be Here Now

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