Findings:
- We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
- I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
- No One Gives a Shit about You Angelheaded Hipsters
- If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- Only her hands would give her away
- If only I could get into her head
- if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
- The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
- E2 can only get better (e2poll)
- Fuck Your Buddy
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- don't rely on us to get you high
- We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- I'm about to create a new node!
- Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
- The second chance you give could be your last
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- Give Peace a Chance
- Her smile, thinking about you
- No one gets out of this life alive
- How to get anywhere on the Earth in one hour
- they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
- Give one a cuff
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- Achewood is a comic strip about cats, and one otter, and one bear.
- We are the People Our Parents Warned Us About
- People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
- I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
- Did You Fuck Her?
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- fuck buddy
- fuck you I'm an anteater
- The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
- Get one's goat
- Give a flying fuck
- Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
- She gets caught in the little world beneath her sheets
- I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
- I'll get us a hotel room for the night
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
- We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
- Why can't I get over her
- Give one a bit
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- One good thing about gangs
- certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
- Nice Legs, Shame About Her Face
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
- Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
- There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- One point five words about love
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- A line of poetry is a chance to get rid of all the filth that clings to this accursed language
- reality is always ready to teach us about how our ideas are wrong
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- I played solitaire for a year for the chance to use one line
- Get fucked, asshole!
- fuck reducing karmic entanglement, let's get our boots dirty
- Something I thought only I thought about
- Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
- Eating only rice to get by
- Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
- a distant "hey, fuck you buddy"
- Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
- Life. Get one. (user)
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- What gets us out of bed in the morning
- Only Boys Accepting Feminism Get Kissed Meaningfully
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- No One Gets Left Behind
- While I watched the leaves get caught in her hair.
- I'm passionate about my plant life
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- How far can we get on one tank of fuel
- Give one a stab
- I don't give a DAMN about your character
- Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
- Give one the blanket
- Give one the works
- Only the weak get themselves killed in someone else's battle
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- All About Us
- thinking about her
- I'm not talking about
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
- I'm All You Can Think About
- Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
- I fall silent, listening. The breadcrumbs are talking about us
- Don't tell me about her
- another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
- Our lies reveal as much about us as our truths
- Ducks can swim. What about her pearls?
- I know what I'm talking about
- A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
- Drive: The Surprising Truth About What Motivates Us
- Fifty one words about love
- About the things you could not show her
- For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
- One billion, five hundred million words about love
- There's something about a church that just gives you the need to giggle
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- About Us
- I'll give you something to cry about
- She thought about giving him her heart
- Among the fields and small houses lies a boy I can only dream about
- The chances of a poet reaching us are very slim
- Get the fuck out of my office
- sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- I fell in love with her first
- We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
- Fuck this; I'm having butter
- Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
- Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
- yo tengo que get el fuck out of aquĆ
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- How to not give a fuck
- fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
- Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
- the one about the teddy bears
- I always wanted to get married one day
- I'm really sorry about that!!!
- Let Us Get Into Your Shorts!
- US Customs doesn't get the Internet
- What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- No One Here Gets Out Alive
- Morrison's Lament
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
- Hurry, and you'll get only shithead kids
- Buy one comet, get the second one FREE!
- How to get through U.S. Customs
- How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
- Let's get just one thing straight
- a dozen well-greased saboteurs couldn't get you out of this one
- And What You Give Is What You Get
- Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
- Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
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