Findings:
- Our little girl Susan is a most admirable slut, and pleases us mightily
- We need to get our collective shits together.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Welcome to our Modern World, please find yourself a corner.
- Our Point of Departure
- Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally
- Excuse me while I kiss this guy
- 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
- and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
- Please wait while Microsoft Outlook exits
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- Please Excuse My Brevity and Selfishness
- fuck reducing karmic entanglement, let's get our boots dirty
- While I watched the leaves get caught in her hair.
- This is our ool. Notice there is no P in it. Please keep it that way.
- Please pardon our façade
- the undead squirm in their cocktail dresses while Lucien and I powder our faces
- Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- the things which pierce our abstractions point at true reality
- Death swept down the road and demonstrated the dangers of departmental infighting while the rest of us made our escape
- Put this robe on while I go get you a pamphlet
- Please please please let me get what I want
- Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
- get to the point
- Attempt to gog
- Failed attempts to seduce right wing religious fanatics
- All these worlds are yours except Europa. Attempt no landings there.
- while a waitress pours coffee
- My first comet
- clumsy attempts at buttons and belts
- You deny that fact in an attempt to suppress that facet of your reality
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- An attempted topological eversion of self in regular homotopy
- using religion as a pick-up attempt
- An Attempt to Intellectualize Superficiality
- first failed attempt to make an electromagnet
- attempted murder
- Xerxes I and the Attempted Conquest of Greece
- Asian countries mimic America in an attempt to become modern
- Spy v. Spy: The German government's attempt to ban the National Democratic Party
- The assassination attempt on Chen Shui-bian and Annette Lu
- attempted rape
- Xerxes and I Attempted the Conquest of Greece
- his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
- An attempt at Goth gangsta rap
- The Latest and Greatest Attempt to Subvert the Geneva Convention
- little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
- An attempt at accountancy porn
- She is willing to attempt to retrieve the data. Go with her.
- Attempted Suicide by Statue of Liberty
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- United States Presidential assassination attempts
- live vicariously through someone else's attempt at a dark past
- In which I attempt more puns
- it is a crime to attempt to simplify the world
- excuse
- Excuse me
- Excuse to put cheap mustard on something
- Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
- Tomorrow's just an excuse away
- The good excuse of cigarettes
- Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
- Excuse me, may I blow your mind?
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- Religion is no excuse for violence
- Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
- You give them a good excuse to cry
- Jedi excuse
- SubGenius Divine Excuse
- Actual excuse notes teachers have received
- Being stupid doesn't excuse a rape
- a good excuse (user)
- Being on the deuce (is no excuse)
- Anarchy is a Political System, Not an Excuse to be Angsty and Break Things
- excuse moi (user)
- Your excuses are feeble and dorky and adorable
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
- No Excuses
- i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
- Excuses
- Get over it
- Get Happy!
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- You can't get there from here
- Do fat men get fat dicks?
- That and a quarter gets you a 25 cent cup of coffee
- get drunk
- How to get it
- get
- Get it on
- Even Cowgirls get the Blues
- The drugs get you ready
- You get what you pay for
- Penn and Teller Get Killed
- Can we all just get along?
- Get drunk on History
- it gets thick
- Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
- As Good as it Gets
- Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
- The early bird gets the worm
- What to do if you get in a car accident
- Get my groove on
- I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
- get a wiggle on
- Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
- I never get mail
- I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
- Let's Get Killed
- Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
- get well card
- No One Here Gets Out Alive
- Get In Shape Girl
- Get the fuck out of my office
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- How to get people to leave you alone
- The soul gets growing pains, too
- D.R. & Quinch get Drafted
- 15 will get you 20
- Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
- Get a bit chopped
- Get a break
- Get a fat lip
- Get a grindstone and sharpen it
- Get a load of
- Get around
- Get a tail
- Get a valentine
- Get the finger put on
- Get hip
- Get hit with
- Get hit with the blocks
- Get hours
- Get it up
- Get off the gun
- Get off the nut
- Get under the bed
- It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
- The Universe always gets the first move
- Get Real
- get a clue
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