Findings:
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
- I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
- I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
- When did my fiance turn into my security blanket?!
- Could you have danced with me?
- Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- when even the plants have abandoned me
- Trust me, I have a pineapple
- show me a garden that's bursting into life
- No, you idiot, lap dancing does not turn people into rapists
- I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
- I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- How the capital letters turned into the small letters
- The smoke turned into rain
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- turn me on, and leave a scabby body
- we turn into werewolves, liquor dripping from our fangs
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
- Have you let Emacs into your heart?
- The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
- Run and turn into butter
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- I hope this won't turn into an infestation
- sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
- Warning: Will ferment and turn into wine
- She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- My SUV makes me feel important!
- don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
- Things Fairy Tales have taught me
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- You have no power over me
- If I win the bet, you have to pay me
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- I write you, when I can't have you near me.
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- tell me what you have in your heart
- How to turn your Hyundai Excel into a race car
- How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- it's good for me to go and not have there be words
- Watermelon hookah
- Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
- Against my will it is seeping into me, this information.
- He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
- Turn anything into a sound file
- Someday I will turn this melody into a thought, the thought into a word and that word into an action
- Look into my eyes and tell me
- Things Musicals Have Taught Me
- How to turn a kraken house into a kraken home
- My computer won't let me turn it off!
- Turn me on, Dead Man
- Turn not towards me
- eaten, captured, turned into beasts
- can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- Walking by houses that briefly turn into homes
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- It could have been me
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
- What have you done for me lately?
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Dogs that have owned me
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- Have One On Me
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- Things video games have taught me
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- you have me at a disadvantage
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- i have a lot of practice yelling into the void
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- How to turn a crack house into a crack home
- Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
- what little I have is starting to get to me
- Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
- words hiss into me
- my piss turned into molten hot, chunky oatmeal
- I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
- How to turn a tiny illustration into a poster-sized masterpiece
- An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
- How to turn a CD-ROM drive into a CD player
- Turning a dorm room into a room
- Turn a simple LED into a beautiful bass light show
- How to turn any number into a 9
- And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
- My Little Pony turns nice girls into porn stars
- e2 is turning me into an alcoholic
- Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
- Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
- How to turn an axolotl into a salamander
- how to turn a dorm room into a swimming pool
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
- some great machines turn beauty into garbage
- ask me that again and look into my eyes
- things you can't turn into poetry
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- How to turn your boring job into a promising career
- Why would you turn on the near lights to look far away into the darkness?
- the night absolutely into me
- Turn the funk into function and leave the junk at the junction
- My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
- here is the mutiny I promised you and here is the party it turned into
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- When I turned round...
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Justice and piety have vanished
- What we've got here is a failure to communicate
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- Have a nice day
- Citizen: You have committed an error
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- I have seen the elephant
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- I have a tricorn hat
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- Why males have nipples
- Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- We're trying to have a baby
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- The number you have dialed is imaginary
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