Findings:

• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Words sometimes get sick and we have to heal them.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• Everyone tells their own story with them as the star
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• People want what they cannot have
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• The songs that break you down and the stories that they tell
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Animals people have sex with
• I Wonder Sometimes Where the Bluebirds Have Gone
• The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Ground rush
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• People have fucked up before
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Dead people I have known
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• They have bears in Italy
• You have to lie to fall in love. You have to tell the truth to stay there.
• Dumb things people wish they hadn't said
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• the world is messy. good people have flaws.
• Sometimes the shadows remain even after the storm has cleared.
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Type A blood
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• Sometimes you have to dance with a watermelon
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• Know your pets
• i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
• Even nerds need people skills
• He's been places they have not.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• cat haters
• I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• You stole what they would have given you
• They must have faces
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• They have taken enough
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• tell me what you have in your heart
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Sometimes you have to be your own supervillain
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• People with programming languages named after them
• play dumb
• People are sometimes very crazy
• sometimes people are hard to read
• Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Things you give people that they keep
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
• Tell people they're beautiful and you will change the world
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• I have more stories about trains for you
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Let them have Festivas
• Our stories will surprise even our selves.
• buildings so tall you can't even see the tops of them
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• Using a command line
• They Have a Word for It
• Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• They could have saved Kevin
• You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Of diamonds and those that have them
• Stories I Have Tried to Write
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• sometimes the ugliest faces have the warmest smiles
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• They have no bones.
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• worse things have happened to better people
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• How to "Have People"
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
• They didn't have the heart
• Even the tides have more friends than you
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?

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