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She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
Snowboards with vibrators
I come to you all dressed in sound
I would have liked thunder when she left
She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
She smiles in colors
Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
Shoot first, debate dialectical materialism later
Ricky Jay's $100 Dollar Sweets
For Emily, Whenever I May Find Her
"My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
Mother, did it need to be so high?
Lying to David
I hope someday you will realize how amazing you are
The Music of Disneyland, Walt Disney World and Epcot Center
Naked teenage girl
The social meaning of knitting in the first years of this century
Hopeless mistake. Stay here forever.
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