Findings:
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- He taught me how to smoke
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
- Avoiding sexually transmitted disease
- The Good Gardener (On How He Fell)
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- He Never Died
- tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
- He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
- he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
- I never met him. He broke my heart.
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- The Lover Showeth How He Is Forsaken of Such as He Sometime Enjoyed
- He never returned
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- That's Just How He Was
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
- You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
- How to crack root and not get caught
- They will love him long after he is gone.
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- Sitting close enough that he gets the idea
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
- How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
- He never looked back
- some say he was never here at all
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- He'll never know what he's missing
- As if he knew that words were how I kissed
- with the devil wherever he goes
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- He never killed a man that did not need killing.
- He always dreamed about subjects such as the very nature of the soul
- In the foyer of my mind, he remains, never venturing into the parlor
- Count Dracula has dyscalcula. He mumbles numbers and never slumbers.
- He is always ready..
- How to get a drink named after you
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger.
- How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
- How to get to sleep
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- How to get to Sesame Street
- How to get through U.S. Customs
- Getting drinking water from bamboo
- How to get SMS death threats from coke dealers in London
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- reality is always ready to teach us about how our ideas are wrong
- How to get rid of Telemachus
- How to get free clothes in Disney World
- Never get into a staring contest with a Pikachu
- Overhead imagery of your house
- How to get lost
- How a pizza gets made
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- How to not get the girl
- How to get mugged
- How to get it
- How to get a date
- How to use your geek skills to get the girl
- How to get your stuff voted up
- How to get hit by a car
- How To Get Rid of Moles and Gophers
- How to get a date in France
- I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
- How to Get Ahead in Advertising
- How to get your cell phone replaced free of charge
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- How to get off a bus
- How to get dressed if you are a man
- Getting small animals out of the walls
- How to get a skateboard sponsor
- How to get Apache to send compressed versions of static HTML files
- Getting wet in La Habana on New Year's eve
- Getting water out of a cactus
- How to get a Ph.D.
- How do you get there?
- Getting a site banned from Google
- How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
- How to lie and get away with it
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
- Getting the most out of public transportation
- How to get the attention of unruly school children
- How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
- How to Get a Copy of Your FBI File
- How to avoid a car accident
- How to get more out of Psi
- How to get rid of stress using a Q-tip rectal thermometer
- How babies get around
- How to get free clothes in places with Lost & Found boxes
- How to get chicks (black metal version)
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- How to get Windows 2000 to let you alter the Device Manager
- How to get drunk when in Norway
- How To Get On In Society
- How to get to Antarctica
- How to get started with 3D computer graphics
- Tetanus shot
- How to get an A on your English paper
- Why a stolen car is never the same after it's recovered
- How to escape domestic violence
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- Always after Barnes and Noble
- How to get a first class seat in economy class
- Getting a tight ring off a swollen finger
- How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
- How to get more change than you deserve
- Getting a tourist visa for China
- Finding the freshest produce
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- How to get away with murder
- Getting off a ski lift on a snowboard
- Getting free computer parts
- You Never Wash Up After Yourself
- How to get Apache to use simple URIs
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- How to get hormones
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- I never get mail
- How to get in touch with your feminine side
- How to get people to leave you alone
- Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
- How to get rid of a tailgater
- How to get good in-flight service
- How to Become a Fruitarian 3
- How to NOT get towed away
- Getting free pizza
- You can never get away from yourself
- How to get away at work without doing anything
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- How to get the best value for your tax dollar
- How to get a date in France: 2
- How to get a good night's sleep
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- How to get your girlfriend to play EverQuest
- Navigating a crowd
- How to fight and not get your ass kicked
- How to get a pseudo random .signature
- How to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses
- How Dorothy Happened to Get Lost
- Get two quarters from a soda machine using a dollar and smaller change
- Getting wax out of carpet
- Getting a free case of beer
- How to get past the alarm gates in retail stores
- How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
- How to get around censorware
- Getting what you want from tech support
- How to get unrestricted simultaneous downloads in Internet Explorer
- How to get DC power from AC
- Unscrewing a bottle cap
- If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- Never get involved in a land war in Asia
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- How to get a blow job
- How to get rid of a telemarketer
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
- How to get along with Texans
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- How to get rid of cockroaches
- How to get a girl's attention
- How to get anywhere on the Earth in one hour
- How to get more donations for Everything
- How did I get here, Sarah?
- Melinda goes back in time and I get to watch
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