Findings:
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- Any poet can be a computer. Any computer can be a poet.
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- Mother, did it need to be so high?
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- If you would be so kind
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
- Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- So You Wanna Be A Lawyer
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- eternity would be boring
- You could be so delicious
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- The tattoo phenomenon
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- This program cannot be run in DOS mode
- So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
- Like minded so you must be crazy
- Any song can be a love song
- Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
- life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
- do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
- So you wanna be a hacker
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- Soon to be off the air
- do not believe that any idea is the end. there is no end to ideas.
- That I Would Be Good
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- A whimper would be fine
- Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
- Just to see what it would be like
- What it's like to be in love
- even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
- So, you want to be a philosopher
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- Life without music would be a mistake
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
- I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
- I never thought it would be like this
- If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- That would be me
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- The Ten Commandments revised
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- So you want to be a DJ?
- Mind without body
- I cannot be touched by any of this madness
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- So mote it be
- NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
- Any Mick'll Do
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- so that all her children will be adventurers in light
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- The Man Who Would Be King
- This will be the hardest thing you ever do
- twelve ways to do and be is enough for cats
- You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
- Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
- When did you choose to be left-handed?
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- it would be hilarious if only
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- So you want to be an air traffic controller
- So you want to be evil
- Soon I Will Be Invincible
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- So you want to be an editor (document)
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
- Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- So you want to be a telephone engineer
- i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
- On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- so be it
- To do is to be
- Is any man so daring as to dig them up?
- You're too young to be so old
- Why it is so hard to be yourself
- You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
- Did you touch any of his blood?
- You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
- The best kind of bartender
- So You Want to Be a Wizard
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- What consoles need to be as good as computers at games
- Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- So you want to be a waitress
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- It feels so fine to be a fish today
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- God ain't giving out any hints
- Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- Any sufficiently analyzed Magic is indistinguishable from Science
- So you want to be a star?
- Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
- Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
- Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
- It's so hard to be unfashionable
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
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