Findings:
- I'm sick of not knowing myself. I've had enough.
- Being really smart and taking lots and lots of drugs
- I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
- I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions
- The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
- I've got better things to do than drugs
- I've had a drunken kebab and loved it!
- The most interesting job I've ever had
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
- I've had you here before
- If America Had a War on Sex like it Does with Drugs
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- The most fun I've had doing anything
- I've built a lot of blazing speed of light machines
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- I'm on drugs
- Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
- A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
- Jobs I've Had
- I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
- I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
- Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
- I've had kisses that make Judas seem sincere
- I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
- Being a dickhead
- Best smoke I've ever had
- Neatest trip I've had
- I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
- I've fucking HAD IT with you, you piece of shit!
- lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
- The Wild Colonials
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- being mute can do a lot for an idiot
- I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
- Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
- I feel like I'm being watched
- a lot like the appeal of being electrocuted
- The secrets of being a good drug dealer
- being
- human being
- Beings of pure energy
- Are You Being Served?
- Just being quiet and close
- The Unbearable Lightness of Being
- in love with being in love
- Being John Malkovich
- watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
- The difference between being "naked" and being "nekkid"
- The entire point of being an adult
- Being and Nothingness
- Two Golden Rules of Being a Woman
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Being and Time
- Now that we're being so open and honest
- Evolutionary pressure against being evil
- Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
- Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
- Being a Green Mother
- Human beings will believe anything
- Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
- Creativity, the essence of being human
- Being There
- The Need of Being Versed in Country Things
- Human being emulator
- I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
- Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
- Being serious without taking yourself too seriously
- Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite
- what does being a sociological researcher entail?
- being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
- there's good and bad in being a database administrator
- Being rejected by someone you really respect
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- The joy of Being a Technician
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
- stop being so English
- When you are being sacrificed
- The Advantages of Being a Woman Artist
- Being complicated is not fun, especially when not everyone agrees that you are
- being a kid was great
- Being short
- The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
- The curse of being named Tim
- being complimentary
- What's wrong with being independent
- Jewel not being mean for a minute
- Reasons for Not Being at Work
- The Importance of Being Educated
- Accidental death odds
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- Being an artist warps the mind
- Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- dr's Hospital Adventure : it's weird being recognized as somewhat of a celebrity
- The honor of being a rat
- Being put on hold
- You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
- Why I hate being single
- "Gay" being used as an adjective for something bad
- The Everything guide to being a pizza driver
- Being an Eagle Scout no longer means anything
- Why are chimneys being demolished?
- Being Designated Driver on New Year's Eve
- The Greatest Fear In America Is That of Not Being Politically Correct
- I Enjoy Being a Girl
- famous for being famous
- Florida being promoted for its hockey
- she being Brand
- Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
- The trials and tribulations of being an E-mail technical support representative
- On being the Older Woman
- Imagine if you achieved a higher state of being from the Weather Channel
- Things I hate about being a conservative Republican
- Being the outsider at a party
- Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
- On the topic of being alone
- Great Chain of Being
- Adolescents: Beings of inherent evil
- Being with an older woman
- In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
- The Story That Is Still Being Written
- On being the first person to finish a test
- We're on our way to being GODS!
- Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
- One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
- Being born gay
- The Importance of Being Earnest: Act II
- The Importance of Being Earnest: Act III
- If you're being attacked, yell fire
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- On Being the Right Size
- The new rulers of the world are being decided upon
- Being Digital
- Why is "Being There" Considered Better?
- He not busy being born is busy dying
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
- Being rich is as much a trap as being poor
- Being both black and white
- the problem with being a member of the dominant culture
- It's a sin this not being ready, this not being up to it
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- Being licked to death by kittens
- For the Time Being
- The disadvantages of being left handed
- Single Being
- What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
- The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
- being true to your nature
- No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
- On Being the one who goes away
- The girls' guide to being a girl
- How to transcend animal instinct and become a superior being
- Being in a relationship is not a guarantee against loneliness
- The curse of being gifted
- Being Asian is rather like having large breasts
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- All things being equal
- There's nothing noble about being a soldier
- Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- on being the only one in a restaurant
- being ill during exams
- Tired of being angry
- An hour later, I swing my leg over his and we dream of being young
- The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
- Bruxa Maria de Zuzaya is being tempted
- On being American
- On being a college radio DJ
- The joys of being jailbait
- When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
- Being Black
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