Findings:
- I'll get you next time, Gadget!
- If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
- Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
- I don't get many things right the first time
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- They don't get it. Let them suffer.
- We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
- Next time you leave me
- Fall Down Seven Times Get Up Eight
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- Stoned music memories
- Let there be another next time
- I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
- Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- You think you know someone, until you don't.
- we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
- don't rely on us to get you high
- I don't get it
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- Melinda goes back in time and I get to watch
- Same Time, Next Year
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- Riots due to a power outage
- You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- You just don't get it
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
- You don't get a song
- Rape committed by women
- How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
- It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt
- consoome product, then get excited for next product
- Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
- Only the weak get themselves killed in someone else's battle
- You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
- Get a rise out of someone
- The Fire Next Time
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
- Lying next to someone at night
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
- I don't mind it when authors take their time
- Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
- emotions others don't get to see
- Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
- Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
- "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Don't Just Assume That Someone Is Straight.
- In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
- I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- I don't have the time
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- Get vaccinated. Don't die.
- If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
- I don't want to get over you
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- By the Time I Get to Phoenix
- Don't make me get my shoe!
- Time to get the hell out of Oly
- This is the city. Los Angeles, California. Sometimes someone gets the urge to pet a small furry animal. That's my job. My name's Friday. I carry a badger.
- If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
- Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
- I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
- Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- Remember the first time you heard your parents get really scared?
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
- Better luck next time
- How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
- In the next six months, someone involved with Donald Trump will be involved in a legal proceeding
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- It's someone's pet. Take the time.
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
- Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
- Don't put magnets next to the monitor
- Don't blow into someone's vagina
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
- don't care
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
- Don't
- I don't know
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- Don't touch that dial
- Don't Look Back
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- I Don't Like Mondays
- Americans don't speak English
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- We don't need no education
- Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
- Charlie Don't Surf
- Friends don't let friends drive drunk
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Don't give up
- Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
- Don't defile my sex
- Mountain Don't
- Boys Don't Cry
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- Show, don't tell
- I don't want to fall so easily
- I don't want children
- Why don't you drink?
- Don't blame Columbine on computer games
- Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
- Don't beat around the bush
- Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
- Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
- I don't see like you
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Don't Drink the Water
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- Why don't men shave?
- don't comment on my looks
- (Don't display in "New Writeups")
- Don't judge a book by its cover
- I Don't Like Monkeys
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Don't call me white
- "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
- Don't do that then!
- Don't drink through straws on a date
- Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
- Don't Block the Box
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- programs that don't compile
- Why don't you dream anymore?
- customers don't trust me
- Things you don't want to hear from your bank
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- Parents don't understand the new economy
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- don't take a pill to feel the funk
- Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
- why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
- Employees don't cheat customers...
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