Findings:
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- Don't Worry About the Government
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- they don't know what they'd do without me
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- So you don't have to
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- We don't talk about those sorts of things
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- you don't have to do this
- 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- Why Don't We Do It in the Road?
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- Don't tell me about her
- I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
- It's just the remains of an internal storm washing away. Don't worry.
- They Don't Want Me
- Say, lad, have you things to do?
- They don't understand my tea
- Baptist jokes
- i could write a book about the things i don't know
- You don't have to remember my name
- They don't touch me the same way
- Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
- Converting Pi to binary: Don't do it!
- I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
- Those torpedo bombers didn't do a darn thing did they
- Words that don't mean the same as they used to
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
- I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- Don't do anything I wouldn't do
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- It's so easy to say you cried yourself to sleep. It's so hard to do.
- Do they know those days are golden? Build a rocket boys
- I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
- Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
- Don't Say You Love Me
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
- Don't say no
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- Stoned music memories
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- Don't say the B-word
- People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
- Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
- Damned if you do, damned if you don't
- You Say You Don't Love Me
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
- how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- I don't care about the air
- Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
- I don't have a television set
- "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
- Who i think about when i dont want to smile
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- Baptist fear of dancing
- They don't know what they're missing
- "Don't worry," he says
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- Questions for those who don't like capitalism
- Don't talk about your mamma like that
- They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
- most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
- those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
- I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
- You Don't Say
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- I don't give a DAMN about your character
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- What they don't know can't hurt them
- Don't do that then!
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- Winners Don't Use Drugs
- Glamour Dos and Don'ts
- I don't believe in anything
- Don't just do something, sit there.
- Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
- You, standing
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- i do not worry about
- His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
- The Peacock Don't Do No Dancin'
- i don't want to think about it anymore
- You don't really remember the lonely kid, do you.
- Don't stand so close to me
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- I don't want to fall so easily
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- evil triumphs when men don't do good
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- I don't like the looks of those teenagers
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
- Don't think about it
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- Don't say I didn't warn you
- Rape committed by women
- I have a punklin and you don't
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- Cats don't have brakes
- A reason to drink
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
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