Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "There's nothing more saleable than a narcoleptic stripper with a wise child at Niagara Falls"

• There's nothing sadder than an unemployed stripper with a sick car at Christmas time
• There is nothing more dangerous than a bored sociopath
• There is nothing more permanent than a temporary measure
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• There's nothing more depressing than an empty mailbox, especially today
• there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
• There are more Chinese restaurants in Toronto than in Shanghai
• My heart is nothing more than an engine forged from the remnants of a dead star
• Belief is nothing more than looking
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• There's more to musical life than jazz and classical
• There is more of me than you imagine
• Nothing More Valuable Than Good Advice
• There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy
• isn't there more than one book
• Child support is more than just money
• There's no better mirror than a child
• there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• Is there anything more British than a man sick on beef?
• There's more of gravy than of grave about you
• Nothing more than not you yet.
• There's nothing scarier than finding a microchip in your body
• There are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on earth
• There's more than one way to skin a cat
• all of our suffering is nothing more than resistance to this very moment
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• There is more than glass between the snow and the huge roses
• Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• Strippers make more money than prostitutes
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• There's nothing harder than learning how to receive.
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• Why is there something rather than nothing?
• No folly is more costly than the folly of intolerant idealism.
• It takes more muscles to frown than to smile
• there is more breeze in the suburbs of the South
• Some things are more important than sleep
• More than a conqueror
• Why I trust myself more than I trust the government when it comes to my health.
• There will be no more stories to read
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• Memory is unreliable; it cracks and crumbles and falls into nothing. Power lasts forever.
• There is no more joyful feeling than crying
• More Wise Words of Brynhild
• It takes more than milk to get rid of the taste
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• Much More than a Soup!
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• Why dates of manufacture are more logical than dates of expiry
• She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• My cat is mentally challenged and more than a little misshapen
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• More Human Than Human
• More Real Than Reality
• Your brain is a lot more intelligent than you are
• wanting is more satisfying than having
• It is good enough. It is more than good enough.
• Marijuana. It's more dangerous than we all thought.
• Religion is not benign, nor does it provoke more good than harm
• When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
• Anything more than a mouthful is a waste
• More than we bargained for
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• librarians; mapmakers - fear more than papercuts
• Everything is more complicated than you think
• E2 Quest: More Than Walls
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• If a 3G phone signal takes more power than 2G, why does 2G make more noise on audio equipment?
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• every time you zap a wand of nothing, a stranger falls in love
• Now more than ever
• Decrying political correctness without an understanding of its causes and intended consequences is little more than racism muttered under one's breath
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• You have to lie to fall in love. You have to tell the truth to stay there.
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar
• The envelope held fingernail parings and a note which read, "There are more where these came from"
• Listening with more than your ears
• my life is more than this
• Why are statues covered more thoroughly with bird shit than the other places in cities?
• If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• Homosexuals are no more biological errors than heterosexuals are
• How to get more change than you deserve
• More Than Toast
• Anything more than a handful is a waste
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• Kissing is more like pie tasting than kissing
• Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• Being accurate about the small things is more important than getting the story fundamentally right
• you were angels, so much more than everything.
• More honoured in the breach than the observance
• these are no more your dreams than this is your sky
• More than friends
• More than a petal, less than a bouquet
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• So my dreams are more than real
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• tomorrow and nothing more
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• Negative reviews are more fun to read than positive reviews
• More Than A Carpenter
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• When two legs are worth more than gold
• More Than Leaves Are Falling
• more like a destructive force of nature than a teacher
• More Than You Bargained For
• Side effects include explosive acne, terminal constipation, loss of extremities, uncontrollable pyrokinesis, and erections lasting more than four hours due to rigor mortis.
• A proctor is more than just a reader
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• More than dream?
• More evil than Satan himself
• The more you eat, the more there are
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• The more laws there are, the more crime there is
• MCI WorldCom buys dem bones for more than $100B
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• More bare shoulders than a week of WB programming
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• Atheism is no more logical than believing in god
• more often than not
• It was more than perfect understanding
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• How I lost twenty pounds and became fit in two months
• Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
• music means more than this
• Life has more twists than a rope
• sometimes, people are more than just OK
• Meditation II: Of the Nature of the Human Mind; and that it is more easily Known than the Body
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• Comfort the child that looks most beautiful, rather than the one that is crying
• There Was a Child Went Forth
• More Than Meets The Eye - Part 1
• There need to be more powers
• more than ashes
• Your social security check is late! Stuff costs more than it used to! Young people use curse words!
• The Library Book
• Television does more than rot your brain
• Home surgery
• You can no more win a war, than an Earthquake
• More than he was willing to give
• Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
• More Than Human
• old books can tell more than one story
• Talking about money is more taboo than talking about sex
• Why does Madonna earn more than a nurse?
• Are some species more important than others?
• You're more than welcome
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• More than meets the eye
• Why the sun shines more brightly than the moon
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• CNN is more addictive than crack
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• more dogs than bones
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Love is more complicated than Quantum Mechanics
• more moxie than brains
• True compassion is more than flinging a coin to a beggar. It comes to see that an edifice which produces beggars needs restructuring.
• The whole is greater than the sum of its parts
• Cookies have more calories than TNT
• More intense than the Holocaust: SEIZE THEM! Hallows your Ween

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