Findings:
- I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
- there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
- I could do without it, if I knew what it was
- Where's the kaboom?
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- For tactical reasons, we do not currently advocate the use of violence or sorcery against private individuals.
- there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
- The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
- What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
- There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong
- There are many like it, but this one is mine
- Why do Mac people also use Linux?
- It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
- There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
- Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
- There was a man with tongue of wood
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Simple tricks anyone can use to hustle pool
- there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- Dan Used to do it
- There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
- There was a time when I was a better person
- Oh acid, is there anything you can't do?
- How do you get there?
- Was There a Time
- There was a man and a woman
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- There was a man who lived a life of fire
- and there was this girl
- Never do card tricks for the people you play poker with
- Do or do not, there is no try
- The People Who Used to Live There
- Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
- Once there was a way...
- There was always the blue of you
- It was the least I could do
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- Don't just do something, sit there.
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- There are no cases like mine, Doctor.
- She was never mine. I always shared her.
- There is something we can do
- No shit, there I was
- Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
- There was this one great night at Alice's house,
- there are many voids but this one is mine
- do not believe that any idea is the end. there is no end to ideas.
- "It was wrong to do this," said the angel
- Was it ever there?
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- There Once Was a Farmer
- There was a cold day
- I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
- There once was a girl named Irene
- A knock there was upon the door
- There Was A Friend
- the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
- Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
- Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
- There was a land where lived no violets
- If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
- There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
- there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- Dirty Tricks were Used!
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
- You Forget Sometimes There Was Sunshine Back Then
- Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
- Using gzip to do computational linguistics
- What do you say to your best friend's ex?
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- Do not use the toaster: It will catch on fire
- It was all I could do not to cry
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Do not fight what isn't there
- No, really, there's STACKS of fun stuff to do here: A defiant Canberra nodermeet
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- As long as there are girls left do dance with this world is worth saving
- Do you believe, dear reader, that there exists a slender gossamer thread binding you and and I together in our shared humanity? Say 'yes', and we will face the onslaught of the unreal together.
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
- It was the right thing to do.
- There was a young lady of Riga
- There was once a Man
- The voice that said yes was mine.
- There was a rose that faded young
- There once was a chicken named Alice
- There was an old lady
- So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
- There is nothing the dead can do
- Everything that there is to do with electronic instruments has been done
- I remember, there was one
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
- There Was a Man of Double Deed
- There was a moment of drunken silence
- Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
- One hour there was sunlight
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
- There once was a man from St. Paul
- There was a time before
- To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
- So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
- There Was a Child Went Forth
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
- No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
- I was there
- Before inertia, there was impetus
- In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
- Before you, there was me
- There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
- Unfortunately, there was no applause
- There Was No Leak
- There was a baby in China
- There was no one waiting for me...
- There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
- There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
- Everything that there is to do with a guitar has been done
- There was a little girl
- There Was a Desert in My Head
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- I will not use the sidewalk. There are fucking sprinklers
- Do you use money in the Philippines?
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- Do aliens exist?
- Do Her
- Why women wear makeup and perfume
- Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
- comma comma down doobie do down down
- What to do if you get in a car accident
- Do you know William Faulkner?
- I will wait for you in the ruins of the food court near what was once the Cinnabon
- Do a crouch
- 61 things to do with an AOL CD
- Sim sala bim bamba sala do sala dim
- What You do While I Slumber
- Chung Do Kwan
- Damned if you do, damned if you don't
- do not disturb
- Don't do anything I wouldn't do
- and if you do, take pictures
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