Findings:
- Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
- You're never around when I need you
- How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- You know you're in the SCA when
- When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
- Swing when you're winning
- I'll explain it when you're older
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- You're pretty when you cry
- when you're ready to touch me again
- When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
- Time flies when you're having fun
- The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
- Sing when you're winning
- Time stands still when you're in the tube
- When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
- You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- Sex starts when you're standing up
- Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
- remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
- Only when you're older
- This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I miss you when you're away. Please go.
- Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
- Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- You know you're a geek when...
- How to open a KFC when you're a cook
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
- You know you're blacked out when...
- When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
- it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- What To Expect When You're Expecting
- When You're Evil
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- When you're loving me, I love you most
- When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
- What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
- You're pretty when you're quiet
- When you're home alone
- When you're dead, you're dead
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
- When you're alone
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- Beware of finding a Jesus entirely congenial to you
- Your poem must fit entirely in the box below to be eligible for the contest
- not entirely unlike X
- She opened her eyes, looked at a world made entirely of white light
- Entirely free of guilt, I
- Almost entirely innocuous chocolate meringue cookies
- I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
- Morley Safer
- absorbing your mind into an object. safer.
- safer sex
- Flying is safer than driving
- SAFER
- Safer Sex Night
- Angry Safer (user)
- I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
- When the shit hits the fan
- Why matter cannot reach the speed of light
- When lovely woman stoops to folly
- When I said yes
- I look better when I am wet
- I walk around when I'm high
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- When I Die
- When having sex in Poland
- When having sex in Germany
- When having sex in ancient Rome
- When having sex in Binary
- When silence reads tension
- Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
- When I first met you
- What I wrote when I was missing David
- when your snoring began
- I just don't know when to quit.
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- When an octopus becomes upset, it may eat itself
- What happens when we die?
- Strangers when we meet
- When I was your age
- When The Levee Breaks
- When I have female children
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- Things to remember when buying new underwear
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- When in doubt, get horizontal
- When pigs fly
- The truth and who I am when I look at it
- i like my body when it is with your
- When serpents bargain for the right to squirm
- When you grow up, your heart dies
- When We Were Kings
- The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
- Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
- When am I an adult?
- Where do butterflies go when it rains?
- when the wind is blowing just right
- When Prophecy Fails
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- Teach Yourself Scheme: 4.1 'when' and 'unless'
- My heart feels filled with warm water when I think of these things
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- When it's raining
- When I Read the Book
- What to do when your car breaks down
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- When Animals Attack
- You know you've been hacking too long when
- When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- When life gives you lemons
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- When boomboxes came with little internal mics
- When you work at a supermarket
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
- When You Are Old
- Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
- When it all comes together
- When to Shake
- When Raves Attack!
- When cats rub you
- When It's Iris Time In Tennessee
- They can see that you're missing something inside
- When You Wish Upon a Star
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- When your mind races, who wins?
- Where were you when the Eschaton arrived?
- When your presents give me hives
- You know you've done psychedelic drugs
- Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
- That great feeling when the dice go your way
- The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
- When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
- When I Heard the Learn'd Astronomer
- Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- Things to do when technology gets here
- when you were words
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
- The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
- When not to break up with your girlfriend
- Clicking noises aren't unusual when you own an older car
- You turn the atmosphere wild with currents of vitriol when you smile at the passing insects
- the leaves fell like raindrops when you touched the earth
- When I get like this
- Thoughts that randomly pop into your mind when masturbating
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