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• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• The old man and his bottle of spirits
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• The Old Man and his Grandson
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• Kissing a man all over his face
• A mace to the face keeps every man in his place
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• A thirty minute progressive rock epic version of "This Old Man"
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• a bit of ash in his face keeps him warm
• A man and his own face
• shot an OLD MAN in the FACE
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• The Old Man and His Big Toe
• I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
• His mother is slowly killing him.
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• The Man in a Blue Turban With a Face
• You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
• watch his heart turning into rock
• An Old Man's Winter Night
• The Man with the Flower in his Mouth
• A man with a tapeworm up his nose
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• The light is red, but there is a green arrow
• Once I googled your old screen name and found web pages you made in high school. Are you married now? Is that why you haven't called?
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• Crawling, on the planet's face. Some insects, called the Human Race. Lost in time, and lost in space... and in meaning.
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• My old man
• Go to bed, old man!
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• The Man With the Child in His Eyes
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• Funny Face
• An old Greek called Pythagoras
• So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Then I poked him in his sunburn
• The sunny side of his face
• To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
• How Man creates his Gods
• Is Death of a Salesman a tragedy and Willy Loman a tragic hero, or is his death merely the pathetic demise of a small man
• YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
• Tucker: The Man And His Dream
• some of the pain that she endures would bring a strong man to his knees
• I killed a man with his own stomach
• The Story of the First Old Man and the Hind
• This Old Man
• The Sing-Song Of Old Man Kangaroo
• The man of his times
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• old chestnut: all but two
• I got your back but you're best to watch your front
• A Man Called Horse
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• In Which Ethel Gao Does His Damnedest To Refuse The Call To Adventure
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• His face when she fell
• The White Face / Red Nose continuum
• Then the father hen will call his chickens home
• It didn't matter what star it came from, just the familiar warmth of the sunlight on his face
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
• Why for you kick my dog and call him fuck off?
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
• Red Ghost and His Super-apes
• A man's got to know his limitations
• Blind man tying his shoes
• From the brightness before Him passed His thick clouds
• My man was shot for his sheep coat
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• England expects that every man will do his duty
• A man's home is his castle
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• The night I saw a man get his head blown off
• The fact of a man being a poisoner is nothing against the quality of his prose.
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• old man
• A chained man need only shut his eyes to make the world explode.
• His voice is like something from a distant age, the voice of the earth itself, the voice of a tree, the voice of a stone.
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• The Story of the Second Old Man and the Black Dogs
• Old Man of the Desert
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• The Drunken Old Man's Pavilion
• Old Man Kensey
• Old Man Murray
• No obstacle can overcome the spirit of a man determined to choke his chicken
• I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Seeking the recluse but not finding him
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• Zuigan calls his own master
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Don't feel bad to call him black
• Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• A Man Called Hero
• the turn calls, and all of the birds are silent
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• The "Priest" They Called Him
• Regin's tale of his brothers, and of the gold called Andvari's Hoard
• We turn our faces to what the eternal evening brings
• Something you definitely do not want on your face
• His face
• After the torchlight red on sweaty faces
• A Man Called (E)
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Funny Black Man
• Burnt Face Man
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• His gigantic luminous face trailing cosmic afterimages on the screen
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• His mind went blank against the flesh next to him
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• the man who recognized bee faces
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• A new broom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows every corner
• The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• The Man and His Wife
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• In his autumn before the winter comes man's last mad surge of youth
• a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.

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