Findings:
- Where do these girls come from these days? Some finishing school in the desert?
- These papers do not show what I have done
- Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- These people are not your friends
- Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
- My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
- These are some of the best nights of my life
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- One of these days the cops will catch up with me
- These fragments I have shored against my ruin:
- These people are still happening to me
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
- These cities are illusions of some triumph over nature's laws
- i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
- Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
- If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
- Why do people on TV eat so much?
- As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- I do have some things to hide
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- Some people break so easily
- all of these people are me
- you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
- I Knew These People
- It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
- I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
- These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- What do you hear in these sounds?
- His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
- "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- None of These Kids Gets Hurt.
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- list of things
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
- Her hair, tangled
- None of these are permanently scarred.
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- People have fucked up before
- We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
- Ack! Am I really related to these people?
- Do these jeans make my dick look small?
- Worker Ant and what the kids get up to these days
- These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
- Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
- Why do so many people wear glasses?
- The river gives up these objects randomly
- Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
- Entropy, fuck off. These are my people.
- I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
- Do not remember how these depths are cold
- Reconstructing Literature or what to do with all of these penises
- It is not surprising that the Toorkmens do not eat these thin horses.
- People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
- All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
- It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
- Say, lad, have you things to do?
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
- I still have a lot of exploring to do
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- It's so easy to say you cried yourself to sleep. It's so hard to do.
- All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
- some things truly do not matter
- what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
- what desire will make foolish people do
- not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
- So You Think You Are a "Christian," Do You?
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- If you have to cry, do it in the shower
- none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
- Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
- if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
- All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
- Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
- It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
- Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- What do you have that you did not receive?
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- That which I should have done I did not do
- If you enhance your rave experience, do so safely
- Do vampires show up on digital cameras?
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
- Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
- You, standing
- Do you have stairs in your house?
- Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
- Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
- Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- Why do we treat them so well?
- He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- So your ceiling has fallen on your pinball machine. What do you do?
- Insects do so much the rest of the world never notices.
- all you have to do is think and they'll grow
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
- Mostly I hear you in my voice, as people do in dreams
- What do you see when you look up?
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
- Duke, let's go do some crimes
- Why do people vote against their interests?
- Why do zebras have stripes?
- Why do Mac people also use Linux?
- Some stuff you physically can NOT do
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- What to do if you have bad credit
- Why do people believe in God?
- Evil people do not further the perseverance of the superior man.
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- Mail forwarding
- Do blind people dream?
- Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time
- What do I have of my mother's?
- Never do card tricks for the people you play poker with
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- All People That on Earth Do Dwell
- Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
- Do you have honor for yourself?
- Why do children have to die?
- Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
- Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
- Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
- I give you corn. So much corn do I give.
- Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
- Stuff White People Do
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
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