Findings:
- Ten Years Behind A Bible, My Life in the Jehovah's Witnesses
- Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
- Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
- A pocket-sized device with a single button that says, "Everything as it was one minute ago".
- I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
- I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
- it was years before they met again, by chance
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- When I was ten years old
- From one single idea, everything appeared here
- This book was stolen from the Harvard College Library. It was later recovered. The thief was sentenced to two years at hard labor.
- Before you, there was me
- Before time takes each year
- To boldly go where no one has gone before
- A View from the Year 3000
- How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
- Before a Long Fall from a Castle Spire
- One Step from Eden
- One long June I came down from the trees
- Before inertia, there was impetus
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- Yet from you only proceeds, kindly ones, comfort and balm.
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- Cybersex before it was cool
- don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
- The place behind the wind and before the smile
- It was better before they came
- 'twas the telltale tink-tock of marionettes, he felt certain, that jingle-jangled from behind her shower curtain
- Five Bucks Says Blood Bounces on Ice: Another Jersey Shore Noder Gathering
- A delicate and lovely monster was hiding behind the fronds
- If I can stop one heart from breaking
- I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
- i'm a million different people from one day to the next
- So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
- collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
- born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
- story ideas from the pansophoscope blog (category)
- Years from now I can tell the story of it
- One last thing before I go
- Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
- I remember the minimizer's playbook before it was killing grandmas
- What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
- Before the World was Made
- I was me before being me was cool.
- The girl with the red pencil behind one ear
- Getting slapped in the nuts from behind
- In White, Behind the One in Denim
- Before You Hear It From Someone Else
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
- Final Comments from Judge Parker to Wen Ho Lee, part one
- A love poem scrawled from one stranger to another
- As seen mouthed through one half inch of safety glass as the bus pulled away from the terminal and left a westward wafting cloud of exhaust
- Scrotum From The Year 4000 (user)
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- tiny alien ideas sprout in his brain, like baby incisors erupting from his testicles
- It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
- The Good Ones From Inside
- I became a fish and a hundred years passed in a blurred stream. I remember it from long ago.
- Waiting for a sign from one of my kind
- The land of our fathers, stolen before we knew it was our own
- I was shaking, but not from the cold
- The promise of life. This he stole from himself as well.
- what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
- it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
- Episodic bursts of kindness and charity don’t free one from culpability
- I dreamed of her pulse long before I took it from her
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
- Before Time Was
- from Brooklyn to Okinawa: letter one
- I dreamed about you for 29 years before I met you
- Two Years Before the Masters
- Sixteen Years Before The (Antenna) Mast (category)
- Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee around a Pomegranate, One Second before Awakening
- "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
- I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
- They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
- View from the plane before man
- Walking down the motorway, cars coming from behind
- he looks hurt from behind that eye patch, the choker, the bare chest
- One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
- Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
- No One Gets Left Behind
- Today was some bullshit.
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- i was given a mind before i was given a heart
- There was a time before
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- On a scale from one to...
- The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
- How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
- The Ones Who Walk Away From Salemo
- Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
- Part One: We Learn from Each Other
- Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
- Ten ways to free yourself from the tyranny of your mouse
- One should expect as much from a machine
- Moving a SharePoint portal from one drive to another
- Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
- There once was a man from St. Paul
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- One Impulse from a Vernal Wood
- Counting from Ten and Other Stories
- Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
- It takes the profit from 22 towels to pay for one package of copier paper
- The trail of its demise was visible from the surf.
- I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- Any sufficiently lucky series of coincidences are indistinguishable from miracles
- All Powers from One Division
- Tended Phoenix years from secret lair
- Two men look from prison bars. One saw mud and one saw stars.
- She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
- One last kiss before the long goodbye
- Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
- There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
- The Doctor is the Nameless One from Planescape: Torment
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- Happy Birthday From Planet Motherfucker (idea) mp3 (recording)
- Two Years Before the Mast
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