Findings:
- I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend
- if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
- The Boy Who Loved Anne Frank
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- How to Forgive the First Girl who Broke Your Heart
- Oh How I Love Thee
- How to love someone who is mentally ill
- When a boy comes over, always have something baking
- How long have you been in love with her?
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- Who are you? What are you? How do you? What will you?
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- You, standing
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- Oh! how I love, on a fair summer's eve
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- i know that the ones who love us will miss us
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- We Will Always Love You
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- The Boy Who Will Never Win A Coin-Toss
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
- Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- How Linux boy met the Mistress of the Beast with Two Backs
- Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- Using a command line
- The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- Boy Without A Heart (user)
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- How to "Have People"
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- Mike Love, Bruce Johnston and David Marks of The Beach Boys salute NASCAR
- I love Slim Shady and I am not a teenage boy going through puberty
- How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- The Boy who invented the Bubble Gun
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- You always hurt the one you love
- Type A blood
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- Sex in a small car
- Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- Always standing on the edge, you forced me in heart first
- I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
- A Boy's Will
- The Beach Boys Love You
- In the moment, I never remember what will always happen
- If my heart's soaking wet, boy your boots can leave a mess
- I Will Wait For You Always
- to an east coast boy who went west
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- Know your pets
- a boy who flew
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
- Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
- How can an atheist have morals?
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- All cell phones will have GPS capability
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- Two bronze medals will always besmirch Marion Jones' record
- How to have an out of body experience
- I always loved the smell of dying candles
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- I have always been burning
- I love you but I have to let you go
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Why oh why did the black crayon always die first?
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- Boys That Will Never Grow Up
- The Boy Who Destroyed the World
- How to always win at 3D Tic-Tac-Toe
- How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
- The Boy Who Cried Wolf
- I will always be weird inside
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- reality is always ready to teach us about how our ideas are wrong
- The Boy who Went to the North Wind and Demanded the Flour Back
- the boy who cried cheesecake
- When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
- the boy who shoves girls during recess
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- The doctors are confident the pills will always win
- Always have a backup
- Have you let Emacs into your heart?
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- Tattooed Love Boys
- Questions we will never have answers to
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
- How we have grown apart
- Professors who have contempt for their students
- the revolution will not have corporate sponsorship
- It Will Always Be Here For You
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- You will have to fill in your own blank
- What almost always happens after you fall in love
- those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
- In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
- We have always lived in the castle, Shirley
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- How Eulenspiegel always rode a dun horse
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
- I will always remember my 19th birthday
- The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
- I remember, I always will
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- Oh, the things we cannot have
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- The transition out of misery begins with discipline. You have always known this. It's time you resigned yourself to it.
- She's The Type of Girl Who Always Remembers
- The boy who cried censorship
- We Have Always Lived in the Castle
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- The amazing true story of how I became the sixth Backstreet Boy
- I didn't always have this cool job
- Boys will be boys
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- Boy Scouts always carry pocket knives
- She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
- The boy who was picked last in gym class
- The boy who spoke with the sky
- How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
- The Boy Who Had Everything
- you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
- The way things have always been done
- The boy who couldn't look at himself
- The Heckling Laugh of a Boy with No Arms and No Heart
- The Young Boys Who Met Trolls in Hedal Forest
- The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
- A List of Boys' Clothes I Have Stolen/Taken
- Here comes a special boy!
- As always, the rifles have the last word
- The Boy Who Didn't Give a Rat's Ass
- The Man Who Wrote Danny Boy
- boys i loved (more or less)
- Oh Mary! Mary! - boy! boy! boy!
- The boy who did not understand the language of the birds
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- I Always Knew I Would Fall in Love with a Blue-Eyed Girl
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- I will always be in the details
- It's better to have loved and lost
- Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
- I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
- always in love (user)
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- Sex with a chicken
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- How the mighty have fallen
- Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
- The art of the tip: A pizza delivery boy special
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- I've always wanted to hear Morrissey sing the theme song from "The Love Boat"
- Have brain, will travel
- Knots I have known and loved
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
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