Findings:
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- Let them have Festivas
- she made them, like fire, expansible over all space
- I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
- The streets are old and dirty and old and I like them
- Words sometimes get sick and we have to heal them.
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
- if you slide them together, like this
- E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
- Of diamonds and those that have them
- Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
- two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
- My aunt doesn't like them
- How do ya like them apples?
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I write my secrets on the bathroom mirror, like Jesus, before wiping them away to check my hair.
- To withhold forgiveness from a person is like drinking poison and waiting for them to die.
- She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
- And the silence between them? Like the stars.
- Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
- My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
- The sight of happy couples walking hand in hand, and the feeling of despair that is engendered by watching them
- Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- Them's Good Eatin'
- Dr Pepper imitations
- How to talk like Jacques Derrida
- I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
- How to use chopsticks
- The best part of having a roommate is getting to bitch about them incessantly
- I eat them by the handful
- J. keeps saying, You understand. I keep thinking, I have found you.
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- Talk like a pirate day
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
- Grinding power supply fans and how to fix them
- Photographs never lie, until you edit them!
- I couldn't see them through all the corn
- Let them eat cake
- Strike Them Hard, Drag Them to Church
- Why pay someone to advertise for them?
- GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- You have to keep loving
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- What it's like to have cancer
- You Gotta Walk It Like You Talk It
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Why do we treat them so well?
- Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
- Them are fightin' words
- How 'bout them transparent dangling carrots?
- Happy Talk
- Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
- Burning textbooks and then selling them back
- If you love somebody, set them free
- I will ask them all their dreams
- "If it's the only way you took in, it's the saddest entrance of them all "
- .them
- IP Addresses and How to Deal With Them
- Us and Them
- we have to talk
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- Plants HAve Rights, Too!
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
- I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
- when even the plants have abandoned me
- A Human and an Andarian have a Talk
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- Don't talk about your mamma like that
- How much plant life is needed to keep a person alive in a sealed room?
- Talk like an Aztec
- The Girl Who Talked Like Edward G. Robinson-A Christmas Tale
- I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
- I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
- What it's like to have a community
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- One Node to Rule Them All
- 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
- I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
- Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
- Them Bones
- People with programming languages named after them
- I was into them after they were hip
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- Hush, I stole them out of the moon
- Them!
- The things just echo in my head instead of speaking them
- Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
- Frowning on external links, then smiling, then bouncing them a little
- Many nodes with only short sentences in them.
- Pink sweaters with skulls and crossbones on them
- Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
- Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
- Catch my tumbling thoughts and place them next to a spoon
- Them Lunch Toters
- And the power of the Great Peace drove the evil from them
- You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
- Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
- Them Node Writers
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- By their fruits you shall know them
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
- Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- Glad To Have A Friend Like You
- You have to live like you'll miss the end
- Melinda's grandmother and I have a little talk
- I would like to have emotions
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
- I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- How to keep a Siamese Fighting Fish happy
- It is well oiled, you will click into it like a happy cog
- What is it like to have a soul?
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
- Boys Are Like Dogs: Keep 'Em on a Leash
- Like farting on a cake, you have defiled something lovely
- A coat is a thing that keeps the rain off your skin. Why would you want a thing like that?
- Have you tried to keep the river from the sea?
- I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
- Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
- talks like a duck
- Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
- I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
- i am always searching. like a plant, i thirst forever. i cannot get enough of the light.
- Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
- Words may sound funny if you repeat them aloud too many times
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- them
- What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
- i like it when we talk about the deep stuff
- reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
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