Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "We generate stories for you because you don't save the ones that are yours."

• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• As bad cop stories go, this one is pretty weaksauce
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• old books can tell more than one story
• Love the one you don't need
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
• We don't write poetry because it's cute
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• One thing you don't want is a thaw
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Episodic bursts of kindness and charity don’t free one from culpability
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• A One Paragraph Story
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• Did You Save One Of Me?
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Don't expect God to save you
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• don't spend it all in one place
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• I've got a page one story buried in my yard; I've got a troubled mind
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• The Library Book
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Big Book Chapter One: Bill's Story
• One Dollar: A Story
• Each one has their own story
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Because I dig you
• Because I say so
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Gullet and I are standing in the kitchen because that's what we do.
• I care because you do
• Because it's wrong
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Because that would make sense
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Chipirones en su tinta
• I smile just because you exist
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• "Because it's cold"
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• time lost in life because of waiting
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• We smoke cloves because we can
• Because I needed to hear you over the noise
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• because it wasn't just the air
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• because I love skating bears
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
• Because I love you
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• I married him because he was not mean
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Because the city is falling down
• I shall not fear these streets, because I run these streets
• Because to me that's suicide self-murder
• Because it all burns up
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• Death is the saddest thing in the world, because life is the most beautiful
• Because it is bitter and because it is my heart
• Shrug (Because of Me and You)
• Pity me not because the light of day
• in spite (or perhaps because) of
• If we are not dead yet, it is because we are too busy dying to know we are dead.
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• Because I couldn't
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• Because, not in spite of
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
• Because I lived in Paradise
• You cherish this box because it once held your dreams
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• We love foxes because we killed the wolves
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• Ignoring a leak because it's on the other side of the boat
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Because I do not want to forget
• because I have given up any care
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• I write because I cannot speak
• Because I can!
• I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• For, because
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• because everything that is connected is beautiful
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• Books Hazelnut Read Because You Should Also (category)
• because death is just so full, and man so small
• Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• It's funny because it's you
• because eventually you will see past my magical words and focus once again on the matter at hand
• A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• I shiver because I think you make my bones glow.
• I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
• Because she is unchanging, you are crazy
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
• Important mainly because of the people in the conversation.
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• Humans exist only because opposites exist
• I reject evolution because it's heteronormative.
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her

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