Findings:
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
- What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
- Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
- Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Things to do when technology gets here
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
- Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
- Why do you want to get married?
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
- When you cut yourself shaving
- Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
- B Battery
- Stoned music memories
- I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
- Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
- evil triumphs when men don't do good
- When did everyone get so attractive?
- Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
- Those torpedo bombers didn't do a darn thing did they
- If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
- What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
- What to Do When Your Girl Melts
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
- The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
- I'll get there when I get there
- How to get drunk when in Norway
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- Now you do what they told ya
- What to do when your car breaks down
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- What do I do when I'm alone?
- What to do when your husband comes home
- What not to do when seeing apartments
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
- If a Catholic wants to marry a non-Catholic
- they don't know what they'd do without me
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
- Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
- I always wanted to get married one day
- When I get like this
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
- Rape committed by women
- Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
- We get too tense when we drive
- This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
- When keys on keyboards get switched
- You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
- Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
- A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
- Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- When In Rome, do as the Romans do
- Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
- Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
- 'Wow, you're tall! Do you play basketball?'
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- Where do butterflies go when it rains?
- My kisses, they do not fade
- Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
- What NOT to do when flat-ironing hair
- Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
- Horses: do they love us back?
- When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
- Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
- Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
- What Happened to You, What'd They Do, Billy Lee
- they carry but they do not understand
- For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
- When in doubt, get horizontal
- Do whatever you need to do to get that taste out of your mouth
- Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
- When I get mad I throw harder
- We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
- What Happened to You, What'd They Do, Billy Lee (for Cormac McCarthy)
- Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- How to get your girlfriend to play EverQuest
- 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
- They managed to get to the moon despite it
- When I Get Low I Get High
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- When non-pitchers get to pitch
- Guys who play guitar to get girls
- How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
- Arguing my way to get an arranged marriage
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- What do you see, when you see a woman in armor?
- Ground rush
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- Do fat men get fat dicks?
- Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
- Where I go when I masturbate
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
- I do not think that they will sing to me.
- Do you want to get slapped?
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- What to do when the world doesn't end
- When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
- Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
- Never do card tricks for the people you play poker with
- Where do they go? (The words unsaid)
- What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
- What to do when a roommate moves out
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- What to do when your brakes fail
- how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
- What can I get for you? What do you need?
- What shall we do when we leave the army?
- Do they care it's Christmas time?
- We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
- How do you get there?
- What do stars do? They shine.
- It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
- what do you get if you multiply six by nine
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- What to do if you get in a car accident
- When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
- If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
- The goggles, they do nothing
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- just because they never bothered to really do
- How fast do you play the piano on speed?
- Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
- Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
- tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
- What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
- the music you play constantly in your head hoping that you do not forget
- Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?
- What do you see when you look up?
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- Do they know those days are golden? Build a rocket boys
- Craving a smoke
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