Findings:
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- you have never been safe
- I never thought I'd have something to say
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- How much plant life is needed to keep a person alive in a sealed room?
- I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- I never knew how much snow it took to flush a toilet.
- You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- you would have been
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- I knew before I met you just how we would end
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- I'd love you if I'd never been born
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
- How long have you been in love with her?
- The moment you realize how much of your life experience is hopelessly interlaced
- if you knew how much I love you, you would run away
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
- Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
- My entire life I have been composing my death poem
- I am not gay. I have never been gay.
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
- Front porch, what should have been said
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- How the mighty have fallen
- What have you been smoking?
- The five people you must have in your life at all times
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- I've been living my life half asleep
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- Evolution has never been observed
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
- You have been in every line I have ever read
- A part of us remains wherever we have been.
- We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
- I may or may not have been naked
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- You have far too much time on your hands
- I know I have been dreaming
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- Final moments lost to what should have been
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- My life has suddenly been decided for me
- Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
- Much has been done, and much remains to be done
- We are the ones we have been waiting for
- Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- Why I've never been ice skating
- Why have there been no great women artists?
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- What Might Have Been
- Sweet 16 and never been kissed
- i have been burning for so long
- How to find something which has been lost
- I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
- It Must Have Been the Roses
- Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- Life had been an opportunity lost
- The path we have been walking
- And All That Could Have Been
- It could have been me
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- Never been to Woonsocket, never been to Spain
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- I have never
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- Sex with a chicken
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
- The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
- Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
- Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- Could have beens, should have beens
- Something I Can Never Have
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- Never Been Kissed
- Names have been changed
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- We Have Always Been The Party Of No
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- The way things have always been done
- It could have been a Brilliant Career
- The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- I could have been Canadian
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
- You've been a Noder how long? A Completely Token E2versary Pretext for a London Britnoder Picnic
- I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
- Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
- I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
- I could have been one of a two
- Could Muhammad have been autistic?
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- How to check if someone has been to the mall
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- He's been places they have not.
- My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- love like you've never been hurt
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- The last dozen years of populism have been a miserable failure
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- How to check if someone has been through it all
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- We are the people we have been waiting for.
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- I appear to have been misinformed
- should have been an artist not a software engineer
- Oceania has never been at war
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