Findings:
- The exact moment when I ceased to take my education seriously
- The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
- Don't blow into someone's vagina
- will you take me with you when you go?
- Take the cap off your car battery when charging it
- Why I Take This New Age Nonsense Seriously
- No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- Don't take sex too seriously
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
- if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
- For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
- When Shall We Take Off?
- The conglomerate loves with the full force of a thousand entities. We take this very seriously.
- Why I seriously considered jumping in front of a train when a British girl used the word "cheeky" seriously
- Moments when the concept of the United States of America takes form
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
- How to tell when someone else is full of shit
- when i take off my coat
- When is it best to take crack cocaine?
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
- Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
- Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
- If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
- Thumbing down a ride when you could take the bus
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- I don't mind it when authors take their time
- the moment when they take possession of you
- when they take my blood
- The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special and then leaves you hanging
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- Eye contact at a distance
- Revolving doors that only open when someone exits
- when someone you disliked dies
- My eyes change color when I kiss someone
- It's someone's pet. Take the time.
- Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
- it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
- A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
- You are taking yourself too seriously
- Being serious without taking yourself too seriously
- Babysitting a gigantic five year old
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
- Cabot Hunter's Seriously Sharp Cheddar
- The seriously red dress
- Taking Children Seriously
- If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
- But Seriously Folks (user)
- The consequences of being seriously wounded
- Eff that. Seriously.
- Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
- seriously, again? (user)
- seriously? (user)
- seriously dude??? (user)
- Seriously
- seriously need an updated node here
- a radical thing called "talking to women and taking their answers seriously"
- "Soy, Live Nude Lesbians and radical ideas" as predecessors of early XXI Century shitposting
- Combinatoric Shitposting for Mathematical Teens (category)
- someone
- Making someone feel loved
- Loving someone else's wife
- 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- Someone please kill me
- Vegas stories: Someone cut his throat
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- Someone set her face on fire and put it out with an anchor chain
- Someone left the cake out in the rain
- If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
- Good reasons to miss someone
- When the Bough Breaks
- my name on someone else's body
- Dating someone who cheats on you
- I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
- Someone jumped off the San Diego-Coronado Bay Bridge today
- Expecting Someone Taller
- How to ruin someone's life
- Beating someone severely
- Someone else's mind: Italian holiday notebook
- someone I thought I knew once
- Being rejected by someone you really respect
- I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
- You are no longer someone's first
- You are no longer someone's first, continued
- Helping someone learn how, and why, to appreciate text
- Why pay someone to advertise for them?
- How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
- Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
- Falling in love with someone's musical taste
- Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
- Recognizing a porn star as someone you know
- Sleeping with someone
- You can't make someone love you
- I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
- The adrenaline rush of meeting someone new to whom you can relate
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- Someone outlined against the sky, the sun too bright to see her face
- How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
- I want someone to do cute things for
- Lying next to someone at night
- What makes someone a "bad person"?
- How to walk past someone you work with in the hallways at the office
- Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
- For Someone
- Someone to Watch over Me
- make someone pay
- Someone passes
- There's someone in my head but it's not me
- Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
- Someone else's toilet
- Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- someone (user)
- Meet someone
- I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
- Never use someone else's outline to write copy from
- Speaking with Someone Else's Voice
- Forgiving someone
- Somewhere someone is tired of taking her shit
- New Business: Employing Someone
- New Business: Firing Someone
- Before You Hear It From Someone Else
- I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
- How to hypnotize someone
- Someone's gotta do the happy
- You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
- Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
- The silence after someone leaves
- someone to love
- Someone worked hard to create vodka
- dedicated to someone who told me--you are my sleep
- If I could be someone
- Never enter a public restroom with someone you hope to impress
- everybody lives in someone else's personal hell
- Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
- How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
- Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
- Reading Someone's Diary
- Helping people cheat
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
- Save your apologies for someone who cares
- I had never known someone whose death was imminent
- Knowing how to sleep with someone
- The closer you are to someone, the easier it is to hurt them
- How to hurt someone with a TI Calculator
- Is it possible to love someone without guilt?
- You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
- Absolutely, to someone else
- Explaining your order to someone with different tastes
- Never wanted to injure someone that much
- In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
- Shooting someone with a particle accelerator
- How to declare someone dead
- Tearing down someone else's sweat lodge
- Someone's sprayed graffiti on that hideously ugly piece of public art!
- Sometimes, it's okay to pray for someone to die
- How to unsubscribe someone from a mailing list
- Afraid that someone will notice you're a fake
- How to interview someone
- How to beat someone at "pick a number"
- My regret sits on the floor like someone else's polaroid photos
- Helping a loved one with depression
- Someone to Pull the Trigger
- the proper way to greet someone in Korea
- How to insult someone using calculus
- Always check for evidence of alien abduction before going to bed with someone
- You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
- How to scare the shit out of someone
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- How to tackle someone
- You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
- A very mean bar trick
- Someone O. Rother (user)
- How to kick someone in the testicles
- Battle of Someone
- Find someone who...
- How to pack someone out of your life
- Having someone wrapped around you, looking into your eyes, inches away from your face, smiling the cutest smile in the world and giving you quick little kisses on the nose is the greatest feeling anywhere ever
- I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
- How to tell if someone loves you
- How to speak to someone in a noisy room
- Someone Saved My Life Tonight
- Someone is insane in the state of Denmark
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