Findings:
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Rape committed by women
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- We get too tense when we drive
- When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
- You know you've been away from home too long
- Sleep is too valuable a thing to let go of so easily
- When I get mad I throw harder
- and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- The soul gets growing pains, too
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
- What happens when you get too lonely
- Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
- People today are too easily butthurt
- Stoned music memories
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
- at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
- You can never get away from yourself
- They say it's never too late
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- It is difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there
- It's never too soon to start lying to your kids about drugs
- When I said too much I wasn't kidding.
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- kids grow up too fast
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- Things to do when technology gets here
- How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
- How to Get to Heaven from Jacksonville, FL
- When I get like this
- Women and their weight problem
- CORDYCEPS: Too clever for their own good
- You know you've been hacking too long when
- I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
- What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
- Models of American Racial Discrimination
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
- Get home from work
- Get two quarters from a soda machine using a dollar and smaller change
- None of These Kids Gets Hurt.
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- I Get Hungry When I Shift
- They don't get it. Let them suffer.
- they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
- You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
- People with Down Syndrome Get an Extra Round from the Global Sumo Tournaments
- Regretting their hasty conclusions to impossibly complex problems.
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- The problem with arbitrary decisions when designing computer programs, especially when deciding abou
- To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
- Days when art is too much to bear
- Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
- When did the World get so old?
- Why I hate when my father tinkers with the computer, and why you should too
- When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
- When I too long have looked upon your face,
- now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
- The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
- When in doubt, get horizontal
- I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
- Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
- When non-pitchers get to pitch
- This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
- Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
- I've got to get away from all this escapism
- They're from Seattle and they're too wet to burn yet
- When keys on keyboards get switched
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- You can't get there from here
- Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
- What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
- I'll get there when I get there
- How to get the electorate to vote against their interests
- Hurry, and you'll get only shithead kids
- Getting drinking water from bamboo
- I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
- qanat get there from here
- spin until you get dizzy, then spin the other way to cancel it out
- Is it healthy to Get A Tattoo If You are suffering from Psoriasis?
- Sonny gets Mad Scienced
- How to get SMS death threats from coke dealers in London
- The Get Up Kids
- you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- life is too short to stay mad for too long
- Eat your dreams, before they get cold.
- The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
- Butterflies are passive aggressive and put their problems on the shelf, but they're beautiful
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- too big for his britches
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- When words mean too much
- Everything seems to complicate too much when your desires are fulfilled
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- That too long hour never dim enough until sleep
- When too much Dungeons and Dragons changes your religion
- when i stay in one spot too long, i lose the feel of the world
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- haiku are nice until there are too many in one place
- I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
- Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
- I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
- We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
- I won't get over it until people get over Jesus
- Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
- a small piece of something too big to grasp
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
- They managed to get to the moon despite it
- Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
- The sky's too big
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- Getting free pizza
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
- You goddamn kids get off of my lawn!
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
- Getting what you want from tech support
- How to get DC power from AC
- How to get drunk when in Norway
- When did everyone get so attractive?
- Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
- You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
- It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt
- Getting a site banned from Google
- Getting free computer parts
- They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
- Get your dog away from my rims, cop
- when the weather's good we get the wood
- I get up from my sleeping spot
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- We've come from too far away, I think, to really make much contact.
- Worker Ant and what the kids get up to these days
- The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- Can I get MTV from kissing?
- I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
- Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- They Say It Gets Easier
- When I Get Low I Get High
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- America is too big
- When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- "It gets better" or so they say.
- Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
- For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
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