Findings:
- the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- It was all I could do not to cry
- The first time I knew I was different
- Our place in time is never exact
- What to Do When Your Girl Melts
- The Girl Was a Guy
- They say you never forget your first (e2poll)
- Things you should never do with chopsticks
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- Do Not Try to Milk the Pigeons
- Why do I try to kick every pretty thing I see?
- It was the least I could do
- The first time I asked a girl to dance
- There was a little girl
- Who Was the Wine Girl?
- How to Forgive the First Girl who Broke Your Heart
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Dumb laws
- There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
- If you never know, you'll never try.
- I never know what to do with my hands
- What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
- Insects do so much the rest of the world never notices.
- first place
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- this girl I was in love with
- some girls try too hard
- Adam really was the first man
- What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
- The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
- I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
- The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
- The First is Never the Last
- "It was wrong to do this," said the angel
- never try it with radishes
- Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
- My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
- the future is a fascinating place, for we never arrive there
- Do or do not, there is no try
- I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
- The First Thing We Do, Let's Kill All the Lawyers
- Where do these girls come from these days? Some finishing school in the desert?
- The Salamander Girl, Part II: What Reasons Do you Need
- HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
- just because they never bothered to really do
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- As long as there are girls left do dance with this world is worth saving
- Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
- The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
- programs compiling on the first try
- Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
- if you do not understand, then you should try to understand
- First rule of dating: do not date the ascendant Buddha
- If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
- Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
- The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
- I was one of those girls
- First to Fall, and Never Again. Learnt my Lesson from the King of Pain.
- I was so cool, that first afternoon
- Galatea was a bookish girl
- the last time I clobbered a human soul it was over a red-nosed girl and a schoolbook in County Derry
- I had never known someone whose death was imminent
- A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
- The Prettiest Girl I Never Knew
- Girls possess me but they're never mine.
- My very first mentor was a heroin junkie
- First Statement of Ti and Do
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- some say he was never here at all
- A Woman Who Never Was
- A dance that never took place
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- It Was an Ancient Place, and a Holy Place
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- I tried to arrange my life in paragraphs, unaware that I was a haiku
- you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
- I never tried to reach your Eden
- She was never mine. I always shared her.
- A Dice Throw Will Never Do Away With Chance
- Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
- Why do male musical groups try to look threatening on their album covers?
- I could do without it, if I knew what it was
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- Do you still want your first universe?
- The Salamander Girl Part II: What Reasons Do You Need
- Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- Never do card tricks for the people you play poker with
- Things NEVER to do with vaseline!
- never say anything you do not understand. you will quickly find the path to truth.
- Reality creeps through the cracks of broken places and broken thoughts and asks us: What Will You Do?
- It was the right thing to do.
- Why do Rulers employ Viziers? It never ends well.
- Never be the first to let go
- I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
- First Canadian Place
- The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
- You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Do it right the first time
- Cain was the first technologist
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
- Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
- Do you think that girl is attractive?
- The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
- Two Guys, a Girl & a Pizza Place
- It's not that it all comes back to you. None of it ever leaves you in the first place.
- I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
- Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- First Scenes for Plays I'll Never Finish
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- and there was this girl
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- There once was a girl named Irene
- Never try to teach a pig to sing
- I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
- I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
- I was never any good at maths at school
- A place where the sun never sets
- Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- To a girl who thought she was moving away
- After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- The Epidemic That Never Was
- Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
- the little friendship that never was
- I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
- I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
- I was never broken
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- What makes us
- DOS memory management
- Do the math
- Do fat men get fat dicks?
- Just Do It
- What would Brian Boitano do?
- You Can't Do That on Television
- Do you know me?
- How do I find the G-Spot?
- Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
- I will wait for you in the ruins of the food court near what was once the Cinnabon
- And What Do You Think?
- Do I dare to eat a peach?
- What do you want to see happen?
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- Do a crouch
- 61 things to do with an AOL CD
- Sim sala bim bamba sala do sala dim
- What You do While I Slumber
- Chung Do Kwan
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