Findings:

• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• what would it take to be serene again?
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• I don't want to be alone
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Don't Be Afraid
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• They knew what our pain would be.
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• A whimper would be fine
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• eternity would be boring
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• I never thought it would be like this
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
• Easier to be gay
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• If you would be so kind
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Mind without body
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Be a Dumbass, Get a Cookie
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• That would be me
• Be careful and don't fall down
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Don't be sad
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• I don't want to be successful
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• The Ten Commandments revised
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• If you would be seated
• The best kind of bartender
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• I don't need to be loved by you
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• That Would Be Enough
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• Where would America be without Canada?
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Just to see what it would be like
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• That I Would Be Good
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Don't Be Evil
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• don't be absurd (user)
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Life without music would be a mistake
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• I don't always want you to be nice
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• it would be hilarious if only
• Don't be an IM phantom
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters

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