Findings:
- It must have rained or something
- You, standing
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- We must remember them or they cease to be.
- When living we have need of Death
- all living things must above all else have hope
- Did God have choice in creating the universe?
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
- Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
- Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
- I may or may not have been naked
- Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
- When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- They must have faces
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- He's been places they have not.
- It Must Have Been the Roses
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
- I write you, when I can't have you near me.
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- God must be living in the sea.
- Eye contact at a distance
- times when i have said: i wanted to write
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- God won't hear when you pray from Hell
- When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
- do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
- I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- When a boy comes over, always have something baking
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- i have been burning for so long
- Did Jesus Have A Pimply Nose?
- Economic and Social Divisions in late 19th-century America
- Was that real, or did I dream it?
- Front porch, what should have been said
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- you've been living in a dream world
- More hips!
- Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
- When did you choose to be left-handed?
- Did Adam and Eve Have Navels?
- Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
- You know you've been hacking too long when
- that pain was something I needed, and probably did to myself
- It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
- I've been living my life half asleep
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- How to check if someone has been to the mall
- The last dozen years of populism have been a miserable failure
- If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
- Where the hell did that font come from?
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
- We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
- What They Did To the Desert People
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- Puking Onstage Before a Live Audience, or: The Pooka Did It
- I know I have been dreaming
- Final moments lost to what should have been
- Vancouver Stanley Cup Riots
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- How to check if someone has been through it all
- Could I Have Been?
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- I have always been burning
- A part of us remains wherever we have been.
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- You know you've been away from home too long
- you would have been
- They had been expecting me
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- What did you mean when you said...
- My first comet
- Why have there been no great women artists?
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- What Might Have Been
- They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
- How to find something which has been lost
- I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
- Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- Keeping beer cold in the Old West
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- Since when did you respect anything?
- The path we have been walking
- And All That Could Have Been
- It could have been me
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- Since when did being spiritual matter? Since when did thread count matter?
- The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
- When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
- Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
- When did I lose my brave little soul?
- When did you decide to forget every wrong you had done?
- When did my fiance turn into my security blanket?!
- When did the World get so old?
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- a dream you did not have
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- Could have beens, should have beens
- What the hell did I do with my keys this time?
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
- It could have been a Brilliant Career
- We are the ones we have been waiting for
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
- Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- The way things have always been done
- someone has been out crying on my lawn again
- I could have been Canadian
- You have been in every line I have ever read
- The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
- Could Muhammad have been autistic?
- So someone tells you they've been raped
- I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
- That God at their fountains far off hath been raining.
- My entire life I have been composing my death poem
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
- I could have been one of a two
- I did not have sexual relations with that woman
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- You know when you've been Jesuited
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
- What did you love when you were a kid?
- What the hell did Kennedy say about Jefferson?
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
- Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
- I am not gay. I have never been gay.
- When did everyone get so attractive?
- Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
- What They Did to Princess Paragon
- Did T. Rex waltz or samba?
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- We are the people we have been waiting for.
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