Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Yes, I am certain this guy has some issues. He also stole someone's wheelchair"

• He believes he has written a poem, yes.
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• he's like someone living in a dream
• How to comfort someone whose parent has died
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• he has her eyes
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• great things he has taught us
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
• I am a mathematician, but I am also an artist
• That guy issue
• Yes, I am helloing into a box. There is an echo.
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
• the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• He's not a bad person. He's just done some bad things
• My family has specific names for some generic food
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• Yes! I am a long way from home.
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• Some guy named Chris (user)
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• He who has ears, let him hear
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• Count Dracula has dyscalcula. He mumbles numbers and never slumbers.
• The promise of life. This he stole from himself as well.
• some say he was never here at all
• someone without tattoos clearly has a fear of pain, which means in the kitchen they are slow and useless, therefore the food is weak and empty
• someone has been out crying on my lawn again
• I am taking the silence as a yes
• I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• He's a good guy friend
• making certain he was touching her
• Helping people cheat
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• What to get the guy that has everything
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• 'twas the telltale tink-tock of marionettes, he felt certain, that jingle-jangled from behind her shower curtain
• Some foods, I am convinced, are packaged only for families of 3 or more and bulimics
• if you walk across the street in this town with someone, make sure the guy's name isn't Jay Walker
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• He has redefined me, again and again
• He has spit in my coat
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• I Am He that Aches with Love
• He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
• How to check if someone has been to the mall
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• There is a clown. He sells meat. I bought you some Chicken McNuggets.
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
• How to check if someone has been through it all
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• Some Ethical Issues With The Use Of Robot Combatants
• everyone has some burden they carry
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• TWO HUB MEN DIE IN BLAST; New York also destroyed
• The urge to destroy is also a creative urge
• The Sun Also Rises
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• Not only does smoking kill you, it also prevents Alzheimer's disease
• Among the virtues of mirrors is also that of revealing hidden and distant things
• After searching for my mother's name for twenty years, I realized I also did not know my father's
• As the portals also death
• A recursively enumerable set whose complement is also recursively enumerable is recursive
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• also (user)
• Also starring a telephone as "The Telephone"
• The abyss gazes also: Detour
• Also I liked the kissing
• also: younger than the sun
• Hangmen Also Die!
• William Shatner's Mother Dressed As A Nazi Police Officer Prostitute Who Moonlights as a Storm Trooper and is also a Transvestite Cow
• Look, she is also mostly confident front.
• Those also serve who stay behind and fill in the Gaps
• Nearby locations are also reporting rain
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• Books Hazelnut Read Because You Should Also (category)
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• E2 is unfriendly to new noders (and also is a secret plot to drain their blood to support the aged)
• The prophecy is made up, but it's also true.
• I look better when I am wet
• Do you believe, dear reader, that there exists a slender gossamer thread binding you and and I together in our shared humanity? Say 'yes', and we will face the onslaught of the unreal together.
• Am I happy?
• I think therefore I am
• I am not making this up
• Who am I?
• You Am I
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• Trans Am
• Why I am bitter and angry.
• I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General
• I am a fish
• Why I am neurotic about love
• AMM
• I am a rape survivor
• The day I realized how sane I really am
• I am the very model of a modern teenage Cyberpunk
• What am I, chopped liver?
• I fell off the ferris wheel and now I am paralyzed and bitter
• Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
• Texas A&M University
• I am not a hippie!
• I am not a hacker
• I am not a big sister anymore
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• I am Joe's...
• Apparently I am a potential rapist
• I am in you
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl
• I am not a babysitter
• BQN: I am. - Prologue
• Am I in love or still on crack?
• I am now a college graduate
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
• Am I gay?
• All that I am and ever want to be
• I am scared by fluffy pink bunny rabbits
• I am the greatest!
• Right now I am floating
• I am a Christian
• I sometimes think I am too much
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• I Am the Very Model of a Modern Libertarian
• I am semi-Christian
• Why I am no longer a journalist
• Who am I
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• I often wonder if I am closer to reality simply for being poorer
• I am wrong
• How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
• I am a wicked child

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