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• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Examples for Bad Hollywood Twists
• Chinese words for 'yes' and 'no'
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• It is cold and we have no writeups.
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• These are your eyes. The stones through which you view the world. Its lens changing as it turns.
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• I have no hair
• No heaven. No hell. Just science.
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• Dr. Curry and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Computers have no sense of time
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• oh no (says the pot, in the direction of the kettle) bad news
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• I have no output and I must scream
• I have no money and I must pay
• We have science and confidence
• i turned bad
• Korean words for 'yes' and 'no'
• Don't say yes if you can't say no
• No, you idiot, lap dancing does not turn people into rapists
• no longer do I feel bad while singing along to Coldplay
• You have no socially redeeming value
• I have no complaint
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Californians have no soul
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• The campaign to have Jedi registered as a religion through the national census
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• Bad Science
• Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Our calendars have no meaning
• Heart, have no pity
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Why women's pants have no pockets
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• Power of Yes and No
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• Bad Credit No Credit
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• And lo, the Phoenix shall hatcheth, and burrow through ye arse with fiery abandon!
• out of the lie of no rises a truth of yes
• There are no left turn lanes
• No Left Turn Unstoned (Cardboard Cowboy)
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• there are no good or bad people
• I have no faith in your God
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• I have a bad feeling about this
• I have bad taste in music
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• No such thing as a bad day
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• Atheists have no support group
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• Where the streets have no name
• Words Have No Meaning
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• Yes, I have a thousand tongues
• Fish have no concept of fire
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
• Kids have no concept of time
• Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets
• I have no browser and I must node!
• An American in Tours
• I have no memory of my Mother
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• They have no bones.
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• You have no power over me
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Tendrils that strangle the heart I no longer have
• A reason to drink
• Note to Future Historians: Yes, Everyone Involved Should Have Known
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• Blind faith in Science is just as bad as blind faith in Religion
• Inspiration Through No Concentration
• No turn on red except on green arrow
• We Have No Moat
• We Have Marched Through This Before
• I have no idea!! (user)
• What to do if you have bad credit
• The friction between yes and no
• Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
• Science Has No Morals
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• Will Ye No Come Back Again
• Maybe Yes, Maybe No
• Confusing yes or no answers
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Bad fantasy novels
• Bad posture
• My bad
• Bad Habit
• Big Bad Wolf
• The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
• bad karma
• bad conscience
• Bad Idea Jeans
• bad bookstore
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• bad memories car
• Bad math teacher
• Bad Company
• A bad 21st birthday
• yes, we've decided that this is the hill to die on
• It's as easy to write bad poetry as it is to breathe
• Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
• It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
• Bad Boy Bill
• Napster BAD!
• This is probably a bad thing.
• 2 Bad Mice
• The Tale of Two Bad Mice
• The Story of a Fierce Bad Rabbit
• Good idea, Bad idea
• It's always a pleasure to elevate a bad mood to an abstract principle
• Bad Astronaut
• Why capital punishment is a bad idea
• Love is the source of the best bad metaphors
• All Hands on the Bad One
• the bad conductor joke
• You make that sound like a bad thing
• Why fucking cows is a bad idea
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• bad password
• Bad kisser
• Mace Windu is a bad motherfucker
• Bad habits of the orangutans at the National Zoo
• It's not that bad
• there's good and bad in being a database administrator

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