Findings:

• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• I don't need to be loved by you
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• They Might Be Giants
• Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• If your wish be to close me
• You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Free to Be, You and Me
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• might be burned in at this point
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• Nicotine might not be the most harmful ingredient of tobacco
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• Be gentle with me
• marry me and you'll be safe
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• Beware! This might be reality!
• I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• You might be a Washingtonian
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• This walk in the woods might be as dangerous as unprotected sex
• let me be your first upvote
• To be in love
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• i thank you for the love and in a moment i'll be gone
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• What it's like to be in love
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• If Music Be the Food of Love
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Why Can't This Be Love
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• Your dog might be evil...
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• This world might be saved, if only for the children
• You might be a '90s kid if
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• How to be a human in love and other impossible things
• This love will be your downfall.
• They will be lucky for you. Allah favors the compassionate.
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• It's fun to be popular. Everyone gives me drugs.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• Glen Campbell...I'll Be Me
• anyone could be your brand new love
• Any song can be a love song
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• you just might be evil
• You might be a Michigander
• begging to be loved
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• That would be me
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• You might be a Mormon
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• far be it from me
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• OBAFGKM
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• Things to consider if you might be talking to an alien
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Look siad me Be like me
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
• You might be a moogle...
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• Starving in the greenhouse
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• Let me be your fantasy
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Let's Not Shit Ourselves (To Love And To Be Loved)
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• Adam fell that men might be
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• you are likely to be eaten by a grue
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• Your god might be evil....
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI

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