Findings:

• Helping people cheat
• Things guys think girls should know
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• funny fat guy who dies
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• Who ate all the pies?
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• God comments his code, you should too
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• You Know Who (user)
• Statistics every writer should know
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• I know who goes to that group, and that's why I don't go
• You, who can go anywhere, should uncover that mystery.
• Guys who wear skirts
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
• No One Knows Who I Am
• The friend who knows a lot about computers
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• Wisest is he who knows he does not know
• Women you know you should just walk away from
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• i want to know you. who you really are.
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• The guy who peed in the sink at Wrigley Field
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
• You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• The guy who got Isekai'd straight from 1942 Stalingrad to a fantasy land
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• who knows what dreaminess lurks in the cheek pouches of hamsters
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• a woman who knows nothing
• I Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• things you should know about your hamster's cage
• let me know who you are now.
• To those who know who they are
• Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
• Asymmetric Cryptography for Those Who Only Know Arithmetic
• I Know Who Killed Me
• who knows (user)
• Things you should know about King James
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• i know that the ones who love us will miss us
• Helping a loved one with depression
• The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Covid-19: who should NOT get vaccinated?
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• Admitting diagnosis: Old guy, don't know
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• The guy at the end of Half-Life
• His hips know the original dance
• God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
• The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• A man's got to know his limitations
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• that wounded rider knows the intimacies of the river. its earliest mud is still under his fingernails.
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• A cute lady mechanic who fixed his engine and damn near broke his heart
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Armando Ingegnieri and his Psychology of the Second Brain
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• You should know better
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Things you should know before deciding to contract a crippling disease
• Things everyone should know about cars
• Things techies should know about brand names
• never know who told it best
• Love, it's who you know.
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• the key commands all emacs users should know
• One who knows does not speak
• Ma'am, we thought you should know: Your son is a homo sapien
• We should all know what it is to hold death in our hands.
• What everyone should know about the first man in space
• Who Knows One?
• I know a girl who develops crime scene photos
• Asymmetric Cryptography for Those Who At Least Know Algebra
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Who can know it?
• I want you to know who I am beyond my name
• Who are the brain police?
• How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
• tiny alien ideas sprout in his brain, like baby incisors erupting from his testicles
• i just want to know who i am
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
• We know who you are
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Does my goldfish know who I am?
• 50 Things Every Caregiver Should Know
• Brain Guy
• ate
• Random ho ate my food
• Kobolds Ate My Baby!
• How Eulenspiegel ate the roasted chickens off the spit
• I didn't say he ate your dog
• Crappy electronics ate my balls - and the repair shop chewed them
• The Creature That Ate Sheboygan
• I ate her love like a nine-piece bucket of chicken
• Tux ate my dad, my mom, and my sister too
• Pinky and the Brain
• Brain freeze
• brain child
• Mother Brain
• brain cramp
• brain rectification
• Brain damage
• Bad Brains
• left brain
• If I only had a brain
• why are we who we are?
• brain augmentation
• Unix brain damage
• We are the trains of thought that move through everything's brain
• Computerized replacement dog brain
• The brain is the sexiest organ
• short skirt, big brain
• Split Brain Syndrome
• terminal brain death
• Uhlek Brain World
• Brain (user)
• Travel changes your brain
• Picked brain (user)
• Squirrel brains
• Brain hurt... me need caffeine...
• We only use 10% of our brain
• The Everything Brain
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• Warm boot the human brain

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