Findings:
- Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
- At that time I was taken up with alchemy
- The flowers smiled, but she was gone
- Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
- That Time Zeph Was A Criminal
- Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
- their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
- The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
- Bye Don, you were nothing but a waste of time
- /but what was the question?
- I was shaking, but not from the cold
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
- There was a time before
- Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
- I lived in interesting times, came to the attention of those in power, and found what I was looking for.
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
- Hot pursuit
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- i thought i was special, but it was you
- They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- The first time I knew I was different
- The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
- When I was young Time had no wings
- I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
- Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
- Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
- The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
- His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
- unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
- there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
- There was a time when I was a better person
- the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- strange and too short but I was lonely
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
- Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
- There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
- I always imagine those surrounded by time, but I walk on top of it.
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
- Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
- we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- Before Time Was
- When I Was Born for the 7th Time
- A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
- She was locked in time
- The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
- Was There a Time
- This is the time. The time was now. And now is then. This was the time.
- Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
- I was a teenage time traveling combat waitress
- God was in the west too, at one time.
- If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- It was a dream. But it wasn't a dream.
- Some time when I was a teenager
- There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
- It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
- The time they fantasize about was built on a lie
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- the last time I clobbered a human soul it was over a red-nosed girl and a schoolbook in County Derry
- for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
- There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- Time flies but aeroplanes crash
- But who codes the coders?
- butt naked
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Mr. Butts
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- There is no god but God
- I will wait for you in the ruins of the food court near what was once the Cinnabon
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
- Butt hinge
- Butt joint
- But thanks for playing
- There are many like it, but this one is mine
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- But my computer really IS possessed
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Butt crack of dawn
- Lots of MIPS but no I/O
- Things people put up their butts
- Project B.U.T.T.
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
- Something Childish, but Very Natural
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- butts ARE litter
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- But what are they really thinking?
- Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
- But I digress
- If I could slip this skin but for a moment
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- BQN: But, one for all?
- Sexist jokes
- Yard Butt
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- Not really by the rules, but...
- No, but I'll have a beer
- Free but worthless shares
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- I know you are, but what am I?
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
- 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
- The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
- Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- Keep doing it, but don't call it that
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- My Mother and I Love Your Butt
- You know to me she's but a fetish
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
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