Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "but... but... but... don't worry - I'm sure you're just as real as I am!"

• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Being a dickhead
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I am a mathematician, but I am also an artist
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• I'm not homophobic but...
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• i know you are but what am i
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I know I am but summer to your heart,
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• i carry a deep sadness of the past, perhaps always. but i am here for the present and the future. i am here for you.
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• but don't take my word for it
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• I'm not racist but...
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• So runs my dream; but what am I?
• I am nothing but my sins
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• He smiles but it's not real.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I am afraid to write tonight, but I must.
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• But they're entertaining lies, and in the end, isn't that the real truth?
• Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• But I have seen the sun just once
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• like you're blind but still can see
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• I am but higher
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I am many things, but I am not that strong
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• I am an adventurer not by choice, but by fate
• I know you are, but what am I?
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I am but a moth before your flame
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• What is real but compassion as we move from birth to death
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• but here I am
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I still supplicate myself in desperation for judgment and am met with nothing but forgiveness.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay

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