Findings:
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
- I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
- Winners Don't Use Drugs
- Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
- If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- Can you clean up you're grammar please?
- People have fucked up before
- "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
- You might as well kill yourself. You're already dead.
- My Shit's Fucked Up
- Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
- Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
- Fucked up Facts from History
- You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- As a senior citizen, you're already aware of the threat robots pose.
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- You're a poet and you don't even know it
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
- You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
- Don't wait up for me
- I don't like the drugs
- Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
- if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- fuck up
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- Ken Lay
- The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
- the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
- "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
- When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
- I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
- glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
- You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- Don't stick wasabi up your nose
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- Don’t give up the ship!
- We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
- You don't know what you're missing without me
- Why the knobs on your cabinet doors don't line up properly
- drug don'ts
- I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
- Don't give up your day job
- Like drugs and alcohol, romance and Cafe Coco don't mix
- I Don't Wanna Grow Up
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- Don't fuck with the cat
- I don't think the sun was up
- Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
- Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
- You Fucked Up!
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Don't fuck the corpses
- "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
- Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
- Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
- Fucked Up
- Shut The Fuck Up
- Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
- fucked up criteria (user)
- The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
- tied up now fuck me (user)
- Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
- Fucked up ways to die
- She's perfect in a fucked up way
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- Sex starts when you're standing up
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Don't give up
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
- HARDEN THE FUCK UP
- The USA has fucked up priorities
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Don't fuck llamas
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- the already dead
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- The Second Coming of Christ already happened
- Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
- writing songs that already exist
- Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
- A preview of a movie you had already seen
- already in love
- Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
- The only thing stopping us is the pressure. If your machine can withstand it, we are already on our way.
- whatever he touches, if it isn't false already, becomes false
- General sexuality newsgroup
- I've already paid $9; why are you showing me commercials?
- Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
- Am I already that gone
- already (user)
- already exists (user)
- A salted moment of memories smudged across my face, and I’ve already forgiven her. It’s all over now
- We dropped the globe, denting an already troubled Africa
- Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
- I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
- she had already found her party
- beautiful & sad but i know you already
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- always already
- I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
- Can't you just fall in love with me already?
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
- The avalanche has already started, it is too late for the pebbles to vote
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- Somebody has to live in the past. The future's too crowded already.
- Already Dead: A California Gothic
- His actions have already scarred American history.
- The next mass extinction may have already begun.
- Am I already that gone?
- Weird things went down easier if you were already talking to the plants
- I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
- An Already Established Hope
- I've already forgotten the examples, and only the feeling remains
- what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- the day is coming and the night is already asleep
- There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
- Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
- Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
- you already have what it takes
- and we're already on our way
- your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
- The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
- Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
- Don't Be Afraid
- Don't panic
- don't care
- if you're going to pontificate, can I at least have a drink
- Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
- Don't defile my sex
- Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
- And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
- I don't believe in people
- I don't believe in right and wrong
- Don't Go Out the Door
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