Findings:
- YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
- The mad scientist ties you to the examination table and makes love to you with his chilly instruments.
- A man with a tapeworm up his nose
- A chained man need only shut his eyes to make the world explode.
- Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
- another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
- Love will fill us up, will make us better than
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- How to make love to a virgin
- Fear makes a man kill what he loves
- When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- Is any man so daring as to dig them up?
- England expects that every man will do his duty
- It took the helpless maidens to make him a knight of chivalry
- the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
- some of the pain that she endures would bring a strong man to his knees
- Is Death of a Salesman a tragedy and Willy Loman a tragic hero, or is his death merely the pathetic demise of a small man
- I think he only loves the world for him.
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
- Cheap brandy makes me love you and vomit
- Songs to Make Love To
- His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- small like a pretty round stone. that makes you think, "fuck yeah. what a nice stone."
- You Fucked Up!
- The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
- To Know Him Is to Love Him
- Any song can be a love song
- Ken Lay
- The fact of a man being a poisoner is nothing against the quality of his prose.
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- You are talented; I would like to make love to you
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- fucked up criteria (user)
- Then I poked him in his sunburn
- The karma that makes you spend all the money you've got in any given moment
- There is no man in the sky who cares what we eat and drink and fuck
- The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
- We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
- i love him (user)
- His mind went blank against the flesh next to him
- The Man and His Wife
- I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
- The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
- In his autumn before the winter comes man's last mad surge of youth
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
- The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- A mace to the face keeps every man in his place
- The old man and his bottle of spirits
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- How Man creates his Gods
- Msgs that make you feel loved
- I love you, man!
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
- You'll Never Make Love in This Town Again
- My man loves action figures too much
- The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
- fuck up
- Fucked up ways to die
- Fucked Up
- I fell in love with her first
- The USA has fucked up priorities
- The one he murdered once still loves him
- You want that I should rough him up?
- glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- His mother is slowly killing him.
- I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
- A poem for when I loved him
- Kissing a man all over his face
- From the brightness before Him passed His thick clouds
- How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
- Comfort to a Youth that had lost his Love
- Tucker: The Man And His Dream
- his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
- My Shit's Fucked Up
- A man's home is his castle
- When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
- No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
- My man was shot for his sheep coat
- I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
- No obstacle can overcome the spirit of a man determined to choke his chicken
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- The Man with the Flower in his Mouth
- The man of his times
- Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
- The night I saw a man get his head blown off
- StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
- the man I loved
- God Loves, Man Kills
- make love
- Papa Doesn't Love His Children Anymore
- The Man who Loved Islands
- When a Man Loves a Woman
- You can't make someone love you
- Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
- Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By
- How to make love to a victim of sexual assault
- I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
- I killed a man with his own stomach
- The Man With the Child in His Eyes
- You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- Fucked up Facts from History
- She's perfect in a fucked up way
- Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
- Shut The Fuck Up
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
- Why for you kick my dog and call him fuck off?
- People have fucked up before
- Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
- "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
- Did you touch any of his blood?
- HARDEN THE FUCK UP
- tied up now fuck me (user)
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- Man, what the fuck, I did EVERYTHING for you!
- You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
- i love to fuck (user)
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
- I never heard him say "I love you"
- I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
- Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
- a bit of ash in his face keeps him warm
- Zip him back up, he sucks.
- you can't love him anymore.
- Perhaps, like orange juice, I will grow to love him.
- To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- because I have given up any care
- What makes him so goddamned special?
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- They will love him long after he is gone.
- up his own arse
- The Passionate Shepherd to His Love
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
- The Old Man and His Big Toe
- Giving a cat oral medication
- Masking as generous love of life his constant torpid violence
- The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
- Blind man tying his shoes
- Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- Any fool can make a rule
- Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- A man and his own face
- A man's got to know his limitations
- The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
- His name came up like a match on wooden me
- The Old Man and his Grandson
- John Romero is going to make you his bitch
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
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